How My Days Begin

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    The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Okay, I thought I'd try writing a Comedy poem. Again.

    WARNING!! Mature Content. Do not read, if you are highly offended by sexual references or explicit language.

    How My Days Begin

    One. Opened my eyes.
    Two. Closed them.
    I again opened them.
    then later closed them again.
    Inhaled a deep breath
    Exhaled a deep sigh.
    Thought about the autonomy of a lie
    Lied down and day dreamed about Google,
    absurdly, researching a lady named Mrs Frugle.
    Thought about what she'd look like
    Freckles or zits?
    Small or large tits?
    and then my thoughts drifted
    or you could say that they'd shifted
    wondered what it'd be like to catch an elf
    maybe it'd make a swell ornament for my book shelf
    which had books that varried
    from Shakespeare to Elliot to Poe and King
    and a trillion other erotic dirty pornographic things
    all of a sudden I'm in a band, which is impossibly named "Stan"
    and from there I pick of my guitar, and head for the bar
    on the floor there's a severed head in a jar.
    Mischievous and evil my mind works
    It's okay, I still have time to work out the quirks
    but for now I dream and the waiter screams
    "Would you stop you're rhyming please!?"
    and then, quickly.. from will of annoyance, she flees
    sadly still, she's become deceased

    And then I opened my eyes again
    the sun shined brightly into them
    so I shut them tight, "fucking sun" I groaned
    "why can't you just stay gone, I enjoy the night"
    but wide awake now and sleep deprived
    like the nymph who had stayed up all night
    I looked out the window and saw a blue jay,
    which had its head in a tree, stupid bird
    used it beak for hammer thinking it was a wood pecker
    like the wood of the wood-less and the moans of hard bones
    a goddess appeared right before me then
    naked as anything I've ever seen
    and more pretty than anything I'd ever see again
    she called the bird and it came, it talked in whispers
    saying "shame shame, son, Frugle what are we gonna do with him"
    and then my eyes closed and I wished it all gone
    that nightmare, that scare
    the illusion of sobriety.
    I swear, never again will I drink after 3...
    (but that promise is void of all effort, if you know me)

     
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    Iain

    Iain i am a sloth LPA Super Member

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    That. Was. Awesome. :thumbsup:
     

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