Holy shit, it has 85 functions?

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    Darcy

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    Was it completely necessary to make a topic about this? Yes, yes it was. My mind is blown, and I cannot believe that this is not a joke.

    Preview:
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    Check it.

    I would never be able to effectively use that object. Every time I wanted to use something, it would take me at least an hour to find it. "Fuck shit...where the hell are the scissors? Are they between the screwdriver and the bottle opener or the knife and the corkscrew? Damn it..."
     
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    Minus

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    But does it support Linux?
     
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    LMFAO.


    Just watch, I'll be the only one laughing at that.
     
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    Holiday

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    no, I smiled when I saw it. lol
     
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    Tom

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    nope i knew what it ment aswell LMAO:lol:
     
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    Christopher

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    I rather carry a gun to war than this big shunk of metal, that's for sure. :lol:

    But it has 85 function which is pretty amazing, though.
     
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    At least I'm not alone.
     
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    Chris Luke

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    If a live puma comes at me, I can throw this object and kill it.
     
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    Tom

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    :lol: yeah, i wonder how much thtat thing weighs...
     
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    :lol:

    Imagine trying to find one specific function on that thing. Ridiculous.

    Even worse, imagine dropping that thing, fully unsheathed, onto your foot.
     
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    a big massive pain comes to mind....
     
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    Will

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    I think the best part was the paragraph under the picture.

    "Presumably this is so seasoned golfers can tune their bicycle's rivets before heading off on a deer hunt / cycling trip armed with blinding lasers and an entire collection of 3-inch knives."

    Hahaha.
     
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    Darcy

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    It weighs 2 pounds, and it's 9 inches long. At this point, I think it's far more practical to carry around five or six of the tools that you know you're going to need instead of a 9 inch long gadget board that wouldn't fit in my pocket anyway.
     
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    Chris Luke

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    I'm impressed nuclear launch capabilities weren't included.
     
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    Rachel

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    Good lord.

    No words can describe really what I feel just...

    Wow.

    Slightly pointless? Yes. Amazing nontheless? Damn straight.
     
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    Minus

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    Fixed it for you. :lol:
     
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    Rachel

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    Why thank you :lol:
     
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    No USB drive, no DVD player, no weapons of mass destruction. This knife is dead to me.
     
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    Will

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    It wouldn't even fit in a backpack. Or a tractor-trailer.
     
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    This knife never existed to me!
     

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