I'm in my health class, and we have a guest speaker for all the summer school health classes at my school. So, we walk over to the auditorium, about 300 kids in all, and we all get in our seats. I sit next to some of my friends and upperclassmen, and we sleep during the lecture about sex education for about 1 hour. Then we get our first break. So we all leave our seats and get some fresh air, get some snacks, etc. I come back, to find some little freshmen sitting where I was sitting, and I couldn't sit next to my friend. Noticing that these three blonde freshmen (guys) had a couple seats open on the other side of them, opposite the side of my friends, I asked them, "Yo guys, you mind if you could scoot over a couple so I could sit here? I'd appreciate it." Being courteous and straight up human, I mean, they had open seats next to them, so they moved. As I was sitting down, sharing my snack with my friend, I of course said, "Thanks guys." It's not like we have assigned seats or whatever, so I knew it was cool and I didn't think a thing of it. Now, maybe two minutes later, more little freshmen and sophomores filed in and found seats. I then noticed this loud freshmen who had been asking these dumb questions during the lectures that woke me and my friends up like, "Can the male genital truely fall off? If so, how is that possible? Does religion play a part in one's sex life?" Of course, I already didn't like him because of those questions, and now, he comes in, apparently he was in my row, and he finds out that there are now seats in my row. Instead of sitting in a vacant seat one row in front of his friends, he asks his friends "What punk is new that in my row?" First of all, one of my friends I noticed had moved from his front row seat to sit next to us, but I sure as heck ain't gonna say "it was him!" Some of the puny freshmen that I had recently growned acquainted with, kinda jerked their heads quickly towards me. The 5 foot 8" dirty blonde, kinda chubby kid pointed right at my face, and said, "Him?" I was gonna straight up get up and have it out with me. I've always had this thing where if someone pointed at me and had some serious intention towards me, especially when they had no right, i'd beat the crap out of them. I ignored the fact that he was pointing at me. He couldn't do a thing anyway. He couldn't taddle, I knew he wanted too. He couldn't go at it with me, I'm 6' 1" and could sit on him. After him exchanging some stupid remarks with his friends, my friends asked if I needed anything with these guys (help or whatever), i'm like no it's cool, let's just get some sleep while they talk about sex and drugs and choices. That freshmen had to get a little chair and sit off in the isle on one of the student desk/seat combo. Don't screw with me. It's bad enough I have to take summer school, but when cocky little people try to make their way at me, it just get's me a little cranky. BTW. sorry for the long read.
I HATE FRESHMEN!! And I as well hate when people point at me because they're seriously asking for an ass-whooping when they do that. You should have busted a Fight Club on their ass, Elie. It's all good. Thanks for the entertainment.
I was just ranting Will, lol, I guess i'm more juvenile than that freshmen, but you can take it as entertainment if you wish. Hehe.
Yeah, Jawknee, you're probably like me than. If it was the normal school year, he probably would have been bruised for a week, and I'd just have a light lil' punishment (I think). But during summer school, it's like a one strike policy at my school, and I can't sit through health as a senior, so screw that. I'd rather him emberass himself by sitting on a 3rd grader's desk in the middle of an isle, than me losing credits for my courses. That kid is such an a-hole.
There are about 5 freshman back at school that i could stand. Now I'm the freshman...but im in college, so that's all gool! anyway, back to high school freshman. i have a little story to share as well to keep this thread alive: because i don't have my driver's license yet, im getting it this summer, i had to eat in the cafeteria next to these annoying freshmen. one of them walks over to me and goes, "yo, my friend thinks you're hot, will you go out with him?" first of all, kids think it's funny to ask girls out so that they'll say yes and then laugh at them for being foolish...anyway, i look up at him, size both him and his "so called friend" up and guessed they both barely reached my chest. so i just turn my music that i was listening to up louder and turn away, thinking, "dude, im a senior, i could probably step on you, and you think it's funny to 'ask me out'?" bleh, there are too many of them!!!
LOL...Niiice...I got suspended on June 4th for popping a freshmen in the face....ok heres the story I was enjoying my lucnh after a tiring and sweaty Gym class, and all of a sudden a piece of food comes flying over and hits my friend Doug who is sitting at the table. IM like who threwt hat man, and hes liek damn i dunno, so i as like if anyone sees who threw that, let me know, so once again im eating my SPICEY CHICKEN (so yummy) lol, and hten i get a water bottle thrown at the table, and it hits me, an this time i see who did it, so i walk over to there table, stand on theree table, look down at the kid who did it, and knocked him in the face, form on top of the table. Of course he feel down when he hit me, so he took me down with him and i fell off the table onto a bunch of chairs and onto him, hell yes it hurt like a f*cking B*itch, but i didn't care this kid was disrespecting me, so i noticed a soda bottle on the floor jsut feet away, i picked it up and started smashing him in the head with it, then out of nowehre the school "cop" i guess (he is at our school everyday)....he comes and throws me off the kid, and doesn't even hold me back lol, so i figure im getting in trouble anyways, so i went back and kicked the kid once in the neck, and then then had liek 4 teachers holding me, damn lol, i never heard the lunchroom so silent, everyone was like hell yea brandon, you kicked his a*ss...it felt good lol, cuz these kidn of freshmen are the pot smoking, wanna be gangsta kids who think they can take anyone, until sumoen stands on there table and f*ucks them up...well yea anyways, thast what i did....hope that was entertaining
Are you sure you're older than a freshman? No disrespect, but either your hand is broken, or you've repeated English 1 a few too many times...
Are you sure you're older than a freshman? No disrespect, but either your hand is broken, or you've repeated English 1 a few too many times...[/b][/quote] haha i suck at english though too. and im gonna be a junior
Well, I don't have a story like Elie's or xxdownfallxx's but I do hate freshmen! I hate how they think they're big and bad just because they made it into high school. I hate how the girls crowd around eachother's lockers and when you ask them to move, all they do is shift their weight away from you. Were we ever like that when we were freshmen? :wth:
I hate all freshmen, period. When I was a freshmen, I kept my mouth shut and moved the hell out of everyone's way. That's the way to be. That's some advice for you young kids on these boards. STFU AND MOVE.
Actually yes, I do have a broken Finger, on my right hand, and also it's just that i was typing fast!!!
I looked too old to look like a twinky (What you guys would call freshies), so I never really got into any trouble with those older than me.