Hey!

There can only be one!

Oh wait, that's Highlander. Yeah, Highlander > Sexninjas.

 

huh?

 

..you don't know highlander?

 

no, i don't get what you mean lol

 

Get to holy ground, like, now.

[/highlander reference]

 

what we do in life...echoes in eternity

[/Gladiator quote]

 

*narrows eyes* "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't take it out and use it, it's going to rust" doesn't ring a bell? No, it is not a poorly veiled sexual innuendo!

 

is it a metal penis?

 

tyah...so...I guess that was a poor way of using the word ass?

(or any other word I used)

 

*headdesk so bad it causes real stars and birdies to start flying and chirping around my head*

 

Birds are cool apart from when they fly away