Hey everyone >:3

Hi people! I'm Jack <3

I've been an LP fan for at least seven years, or something.

XP Mwahaha, thats all I shall say, for now.

 

Hi! Welcome, Jack!

Have fun...and be safe.

 

hey there, have fun

read the rules et guides.

Have fun...and be safe, remember to wear a condom


Jenn - you stole my phrase! don't make me sex you up

 

Hi there. Welcome to the LPA. Have fun and read the rules.

 

Oh no you didn't! *snaps*.

Don't make me slap you!

(yeah...let me change my phrase to 'Have fun...and beware of Tom'...hah not!)

 

sexing up for you it is then

 

WWF!

Sex Ninja Tom vs. Cap'n Crunch Jennifer

Bring it, Tom.

 

*undodgeable in anyway sex thrust of death*

erm, i win

 

Put a shirt on, Tom

*throws Cap'n Crunch cereal at you*

 

I'm El Fucko, and I'm only here because I saw some Cap'n Crunch.


but yeah, welcome.

 

I like being naked, it helps my flow properly!

 

Uh. That's nice.

So tell me. Do you put on clothes when you go out? Won't that ruin your 'flow'?

 

i sometimes put my man thong on, why?

no my flow is continuous forever.

 

No, just wondering.

Man thong eh? You should be a male exotic dancer.

 

just for you

 

Shh! Don't say it out loud!

I'll be sitting there yelling at you, "Woot! Tom! Work It! Shake that money maker!"

 

*shakes*

 

Woot! *throws you money*

I hope you don't let anything out from you shaking so hard. That'd be awful...and smelly.

 

Penis is smelly?

*shakes harder*




yet another thread hijacked with sex, my work here is done

 

LoL Valentine...!
Anyways, Jack.. You'll have fun in here! It's always like that!
Just follow the rules and welcome to LPA!