A poem I wrote to cheer my girlfriend up recently. Hope it makes you guys laugh as well Hahaha. Please, if you start reading this poem, make it a goal to finish reading it before you think I'm a dirty bastard. Haha. The sky was dark The moon was high All alone. Just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so smooth Her legs so fine I ran my fingers, down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing, My hands on her breast. I remember my hear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs wide apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now, My first time ever, at milking a cow ...
Well, I don't remeber the exact words of that SMS...all I remember is that it sounded very perverted in the beginning and it ended with a reference to milking cows...I'm not attacking or accusing you in anyway...just stating an odd coincidence. But anyway, you've worded it very well, original or not, and cookies for that...