Gag poem. ( The White Stuff Came. )

Discussion in 'Your Projects' started by Snail, May 9, 2006.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. #1
    Snail

    Snail LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2005
    Messages:
    3,045
    Likes Received:
    7



    A poem I wrote to cheer my girlfriend up recently. Hope it makes you guys laugh as well Hahaha. Please, if you start reading this poem, make it a goal to finish reading it before you think I'm a dirty bastard. Haha.


    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    All alone.
    Just she and I

    Her hair was soft
    Her eyes were blue
    I knew just what
    she wanted to do.

    Her skin so smooth
    Her legs so fine
    I ran my fingers,
    down her spine

    I didn't know how
    But I tried my best
    I started by placing,
    My hands on her breast.

    I remember my hear
    My fast beating heart
    But slowly she spread
    her legs wide apart

    And when I did it
    I felt no shame
    All at once
    The white stuff came

    At last it's finished
    It's all over now,
    My first time ever,
    at milking a cow

    ...
     
  2. #2
    Zakrisk

    Zakrisk Smoke weed.

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2004
    Messages:
    2,490
    Likes Received:
    0



    Awww you got me! :D
     
  3. #3
    Janie Jones

    Janie Jones Meghna is a Headcase

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2006
    Messages:
    2,043
    Likes Received:
    8



    Hey... My friend got this on sms once...?
     
  4. #4
    Link

    Link lolwut

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2005
    Messages:
    1,165
    Likes Received:
    4



    Haha, nice.
     
  5. #5
    Holiday

    Holiday Married and on a life-long adventure! LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2004
    Messages:
    4,337
    Likes Received:
    11



    hehe, it made me laugh. ^_^
     
  6. #6
    Snail

    Snail LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2005
    Messages:
    3,045
    Likes Received:
    7



    haha that's impossible, I hope youre joking.

    Thanks for the comments =]
     
  7. #7
    Janie Jones

    Janie Jones Meghna is a Headcase

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2006
    Messages:
    2,043
    Likes Received:
    8



    Well, I don't remeber the exact words of that SMS...all I remember is that it sounded very perverted in the beginning and it ended with a reference to milking cows...I'm not attacking or accusing you in anyway...just stating an odd coincidence. But anyway, you've worded it very well, original or not, and cookies for that...:D
     
  8. #8
    Snail

    Snail LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2005
    Messages:
    3,045
    Likes Received:
    7



    yay cookies =]
     
  9. #9
    Andrea

    Andrea best friends. LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2002
    Messages:
    34,338
    Likes Received:
    332



    Uhhhh...I've definitely seen this before.
     
  10. #10
    Amanda

    Amanda RIP Chester LPA Super VIP

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2005
    Messages:
    6,682
    Likes Received:
    57


  11. #11
    Luke

    Luke Mind Your Manners. LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2004
    Messages:
    15,202
    Likes Received:
    245



    So you sexualy assaulted a cow?















    I've seen so many versions of this over the past 5 years ;)
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page