Discussion in 'The Living Room' started by FreeYourMind, Mar 31, 2005.
It was easy for my team. Last time we went there we beat them 5-2.
meh they do really affect you psycologically. they are a pretty fucking scary lot
I just discovered they have a "supporter's" group which is called "Die For You"...
Oh wait I mispelled. It's "Kill for you" (don't know which one is worse actually).
Hartlepool is next motherfuckers. JJ get ready for an asskicking
i never thought i'd be saying this.. but you are going to eat us alive! haha, although stranger things have happened..
i know...like me actually eating you alive like literally. that would be strange.
OMG, this is the best team I've ever seen. Just look at our six last results:
Lille 4 - 0 Valenciennes
Lille 4 - 3 Lyon
Lille 4 - 0 Saint Etienne
Monaco 0 - 4 Lille
Lille 3 - 0 Le Mans
Nancy 0 - 4 Lille
Shame the competition stops until January, we could beat anyone.
How are Hazard and Gervinho doing? I ask because my team wants them both.
And this shows it isn't just luck:
"Tir au but" means shot at goal and"centre" means crossover.
Yeah we know we will lose some of our players as usual but you won't get anyone before the end of the season.
Hazard will be very difficult to get anyway while Gervinho only wanted to stay a year (at least that's what he said before scoring all those goals).
Fabregas could've easily won the man of the match award within the 28 minutes he was on the field.
Brilliant second half performance. Slightly concerned about Cesc's injury though...
he did? i thought Diaby got it, he played pretty well to. And yeah Cesc is rather fragile at the moment.
Looks like Arsenal beat Villa at their own game today.
at the end of the day it was a fitness race and Villa just couldn't keep up. Also Delph shouldve stayed at Leeds, he looks terrible at Villa.
If Football Teams Were Woman
Arsenal: Maria Sharapova: Beautiful, youthful, not invincible though, hasn't won a major in a while.
Aston Villa: Avril Lavgine: Everyone talks about the potential but somehow there’s just nothing there in the end.
Birmingham City: Every woman: Sometimes up sometimes down.
Blackburn Rovers: Kelly Clarkson: Not always pretty to look at but effective at what they do.
Bolton: Natalie Imbruglia: Always looks like they might go down but never does.
Chelsea: Margaret Thatcher: Hated by millions, loved by idiots.
Everton: Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling.
Fulham: Lily Allen: Not bad, not great, wouldn't really care if they stuck around or not.
Liverpool: Britney Spears: Really successful at one point but now every time they look like they may return to former glory they self implode.
Man City: Charlotte Church: Proof money can't buy class.
Man Utd: Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.
Portsmouth: Lindsay Lohan: You can’t deny their success, but you worry the end may be near.
Stoke: Serena Williams: You don’t want to look at them play, but a) you can’t help it and b) by god do they know how to win.
Sunderland: Shakira: Ambitous and slowly getting there
Tottenham: Keira Knightley: Good English spine, proof two small ones up front can work.
West Ham: Cameron Diaz: Good looking, attracts a lot of young boys who leave themr when they feel they can do better.
Wigan: Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability
Barca: Scarlett Johanson: Stunning all round, deserves success.
Real Madrid: Jordan: Run by absolute tits. Pays a lot of money to paper over cracks.
Rangers: Kerry Katona: Was once famous but now just a joke in a lot of debt.
Celtic: Jennifer Aniston: Started with a touch from Ireland - first film was Leprechaun. Class act with a loyal following and who everyone has a soft spot for. Popular and well recognised all around the world. Has had a lot of success.
A few things about that list.
1. Stoke don't really know how to win.
2. Everton have arguably been more successful than Liverpool in recent years. We've climbed the table in the past 5 years, Liverpool on the other hand...
They do... you might not like how they win, but they do.
I'm not sure where they got some of those comparisons from though. On the other hand, one or two are really accurate.
Not recently. They've been finding hard to get results recently haven't they? Then again, I can't say I keep a strong tab on them so I could be wrong. I know they've lost their last 3 games at least.
Edit: Infact, I looked it up, the last time they won was a month ago, and the time before that was another month prior.
Edit 2: They've actually only won 5 games this season.
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