This is something my freind came up with the other day,it had me and about 5 other people cracking up.so here it is: Falling (Crawling by LP pisstake) Falling down the stairs The wounds they will not heal Fear is how I fell Confusing different smells Theres something inside me I think is always brewing Its brown,its runny This lack of self control is simply overwelming Consuming,I can't seem To find the strength within My walls are closing in (without a sense of confidence,I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I think i need the toilet Too bad my pants are spoiled Falling down the stairs The wounds they will not heal Fear is how I fell Confusing different smells Disconfort endlessley has pulled itself upon me Contracting,reacting Against my will i rush quickley to the toilet Its haunting,there's no TP My stomachs giving way I feel it everyday (Without a sense of confidene i'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I really need toilet, Too bad my pants are spoiled Falling down the stairs The wounds they will not heal Fear is how I fell Confusing different smells Falling down the stairs The wounds they will not heal Fear is how I fell Confusing different smells
I wrote a Crawling parody about the same thing a few years ago called "Farting". Of course it was deleted in the LPMB 'pruning' 2 years back.