Exclusive New Album Details: Chester Talks to Kerrang! Magazine | Full Interview

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  1. Jeff

    Jeff me me big boy LPA Addicted VIP

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    Waiting for my pies to come
    Cherry, chocolate, and key lime
    I'll eat them all at one time
    It's outta my control
    Smelling all the tasty pies
    Which one should I finish first?
    So many pieces will make me dead
    If only they weren't so cold

    I know what it takes to warm them
    I know how to bake a pie
    All I want to do
    Is only roll this dough with you
    I don't like pie that is store bought
     
  2. Knt.Slbs

    Knt.Slbs K E N T

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    Total Winner... :dino:
     
  3. Rocky

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    We knew our mouths would not be the same
    few people savored the taste, few people asked for the recipe
    most people ate more.
    I remember a line from writer Jack Handy..
    “When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven.
    It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmm, boy.”
    I suppose we would all go to pie heaven, one way or the other.
     
  4. Jeff

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    I set the oven to 425
    Juice of Maraschinos cooking in the pie
    I grabbed my fork as I went to my seat
    And took a bite as happy I could be

    ohhhhhhhhh

    I'm cleaning off my plate
    Of pie that I have baked
    You stare with your eyes
    While missing out on all this pie
    Out on all this pie
     
  5. Hybrid

    Hybrid Meow! This cat has claws! LPA Team

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    "Burning Of The Pies"

    I hit the preheat and watch the temp gauge rise
    The rack's in center oven waiting for these pies
    I filled them up with the fillings made of treats
    Like pumpkin, rhubarb, apple and minced meat

    Noooooooooooo!

    I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
    Pies that won't be served.

    I held my breath as the smoke began to pour
    The pies were lost; I should have got them out before
    And in the end they just made a fire start
    Like a Zippo lighter igniting up a fart

    Noooooooooooo!

    I'm breathing in the smoke of pie crusts I have burned
    So now I realize that these are pies that won't be served.
    Pies that won't be served.
     
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  6. Derek

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    This thread got completely pie-railed from the original topic.
     
  7. Joe

    Joe I'm tried LPA Administrator

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    That has to be the worst pun I have ever read, it doesn't rhyme, it's not a double entendre or... it's just the word "pie" instead of "de". :lol:
     
  8. Hybrid

    Hybrid Meow! This cat has claws! LPA Team

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    Or Derek just likes railing pie... :quagmire:
     
  9. Moridin

    Moridin Death Contagious Deity

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    For shame, Derek.

    making-love-to-a-pie.jpg
     
  10. Vdalem

    Vdalem They're to die for! LPA Super VIP

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    I want some pie! Maybe have the video done in a bakery. Imagine Mike singing while rolling out the pie crust! *giggles*
     
  11. deftonesfan867

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    :rofl:
     
  12. mainap

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    waitin 4my pies 2 come and I know how to bake a pie sentences are make my day :D :D
     
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