In 1st period today, my computer class, my 9th grade friend (yeah my friend that's 4 years younger than me, lol) that sits by me....he's a big XBox/Halo fan and stuff, but he showed me this. HILARIOUS. http://www.mlgpro.com/forum/showthread.php?t=166564 I personally think the whole thread is amazing, so take some time and read through....there are some other stories that are fucking AWESOME lol. Enjoy!
I'm pretty sure the first post is the greatest thing I've ever read in my entire life. I'm absolutely dying of laughter here.
" And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand"." That, by far is the best sentence on the internet i've seen in all my years.
That is, by far, the greatest thing I have read on the internet, ever. I actually ROFL'd. And the wizard hat post later on in the thread LOL.
The Wizard Hat story is awesome, as well, even if it is really old. I remember reading that when I was like 17.