my head was heavy this morning... with the series of dreams i had the previous night. really unrelated and really funny. and i forgot them all except for one which i had from about 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. ok, i had this fanatism for animals. so i get myself a half dead bird..or maybe very old, a clever hamster that can speak, a guinea pig and two persian cats that wanna eat the first three. so one day these two hot women come along and say they have a problem with my home zoo and will buy it and kill the animals. i try to persuade them and they agree to let the animals be if i sleep with the two women... then it turns out that one lady doesn't want to do it because it's against her morals. so she just sits in the same room... then i get up. then i want to scream. then i wish i had forgotten this dream. then i go back to sleep. what are your whacky dreams?