Djinni's Resolve. (Or How to Destroy Dreams.)

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  1. Jesse

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    Wish Granted: No one suffers the pain from having wisdom teeth pulled because they no longer exist and everyone is a bit happier than they would be otherwise.

    I wish my nose wasn't stuffed.
     
  2. brady

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    Destroyed: You have no nose now.

    I wish I could have a good gaming computer.
     
  3. Gibs

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    Wish Granted: Because I want one too.

    I wish that it was Tuesday already, I need Animals As Leaders' new album! :leak:
     
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    Destroyed: You misread the release date and it's actually scheduled for 3/25/2015.

    I wish I didn't have to take state standardized testing.
     
  5. Erica

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    Granted. You don't have to take it. Though you're worse off for it.

    I wish the Écailles de Lune album had a special edition.
     
  6. Liz

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    Destroyed: Not even the album exists

    I wish I wasn't so tired
     
  7. lime treacle

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    Granted. You are able to sleep for 9 hours every night.

    I wish I went to Hogwarts.
     
  8. Filip

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    Destroyed, you get accepted to Hogwards and are happy for the entire summer, then you are kicked out at the last minute as it became a girl-only school.

    I wish I could think of a wish.
     
  9. lime treacle

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    W-what? Wizards are rare as it is!

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    Granted, but your wish sucks.

    Wish I could go swimming.
     
  10. Gibs

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    Wish Destroyed: You go swimming at a beach, only to find the water is infested with sharks. They eat you alive, and it's hilarious.

    I wish I had the hardcover versions of Compendiums 1 & 2 of The Walking Dead.
     
  11. Jesse

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    Destroyed: You are supposed to receive them as a gift but they're sent to me, I refuse to send them back.

    I wish I had a working Hover Board.
     
  12. Erica

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    Granted. We're looking at you Back to the Future writers.

    I wish I had more money.
     
  13. Jesse

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    Granted: Money is spilling out the seams of your clothing.

    I wish I were more articulate.
     
  14. Erica

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    Destroyed. you now have the articulation of Jimmy from South Park.

    I wish David Brockie hadn't died :/
     
  15. Liz

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    Granted: I have no idea who that is but yeah. I'm not a dick..

    I wish my nose wasn't SO GODDAMN STUFFED!!!!!!!!
     
  16. Gibs

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    Wish Granted: Your nose is now completely drainage free.

    I wish the creators of Hannibal would release an official soundtrack.
     
  17. Jesse

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    Granted: Cause I want it too.

    I wish it wasn't so cold.
     
  18. The Joesen One

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    Granted. You da hawtest naooo.

    I wish for a second chance.
     
  19. Liz

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    Granted: You even have a third one

    I wish I didn't have class today so I could sit outside in the sun all day
     
  20. The Joesen One

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    Destroyed. The sun gives you painful sunburn.

    I wish I can get my priorities straight.
     

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