Djinni's Resolve. (Or How to Destroy Dreams.)

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    Jesse

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    Rules are simple. One poster makes a wish, the next can either grant the wish perfectly, or grant a modified version of the wish that has a really horrible result. Labeled "Granted" or "Destroyed"

    Ex.

    First poster: I wish TimeSpree and Xero2.0 were in the shoutbox for maximum hilarity.
    Second poster: Wish granted. The shoutbox has gone on to become legendary and is included in school history books for generations.

    I wish I had a new hat.

    Third person: Destroyed: You receive a new hat but attract a flock of hipsters who decide to stalk you.

    So let's play.
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    I wish I had a PS4.
     
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    Destroyed: You will receive a PS4 but the hardrive will only have 2GB and the only game you can play is Knack.


    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
     
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    Destroyed: You receive a giant mutated sentient Oscar Meyer Wiener Monster which consumes you on a giant bun.

    I wish I weren't so forgetful.
     
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    Destroyed: You never forget things and the mistakes from your past haunt you forever and drive you to insanity.

    I wish winter was over and there wouldn't be any snow.
     
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    Destroyed. You now have eternal summer. #firenation

    I wish things get better.
     
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    Jesse

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    Wish granted. I decide to grant the wish instead of being an asshole.

    I wish I'd been an asshole.
     
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    Wish granted. You were an asshole and as a result Filip becomes a hobo selling tacky nick nacks in cold streets of Russia to KGB agents looking for cheap presents for their grandmothers.

    I wish I could travel the world.
     
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    Wish destroyed. You travel the world but your last stop is North Korea and you're stranded.
     
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    No wish then? :p
     
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    I wish my college life would be great.
     
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    Granted; There will be good grades, LSD and awkward sexual experiences a plenty!

    I wish to see more concerts this year.
     
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    Destroyed. You have the literal guts to talk to her now. She is horrified.

    I wish I was The Doctor's companion.
     
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    Destroyed. You become a nurse.

    I wish tomorrow is a good day.
     
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    Destroyed. It will be a good day... For the commies!

    I wish my food would get here already.
     
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    Squish Mitten

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    ^How do you know I'm not a commie :kappa:

    Destroyed. You get one of these foods.


    I wish (or is it hope?) they find MH370. (Come on, you can't destroy this!)
     
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    Filip

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    Damn it! Is it set in stone?
     
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    So it shall be for the rest of your days!

    Granted, It turns out they just saw a yard sale.

    I wish to reach total enlightenment.
     
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    Jesse

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    Wish destroyed. You are enlightened by way of being caught on fire.
     
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    lol gotta make your wish homie.

    I wish Netflix would get caught up on Doctor Who.
     

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