Ay Yo, sometimes me and my homie omar decide to battle it out in a IM and bust out some wicked rhymes and tonight was off the heezy fo' sheezy. IM WARNIN' ALL YA'LL OUT THERE THAT THIS SHIZ IS EXPLICIT! SHUT YO' EYES IF YA CANT HANDLE THA HEAT! It all started with my man omar sayin: "i thought you knew me better than this". My rhyma just clicked on and the shizzle hit the fizzle my dizzle. AY YO! THIZ BE THA: THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY (Or at least the night Of March 31st!) HIGHLIGHTS! *Beat Box Starts* Derek: I thought you knew me better then this,I expected something different then you going off and taking the piss, not about to fall a victim to the pain you dismiss as part of every move you make to attempt reach a state of emotional bliss. Just get away from me and the lies you contain, as the stress and disbelief is messin and affecting my brain, making me become a person thats not a part of the sane and making me just want to take your unconcious body and throw it out of a plane Omar: the score, sh*t it's been 20 to zip since conception You need to start thinking of sh*t, and stop ur d*mn erection You see, when your brain malfunctions, it's called a defection dont "check" me dawg, i ain't your b*tch wait till you see me on mtv, blasting my #### cuz im rich you aint nuthin but a 50cent wh*re and i aint talking about the rapper you cudnt even get with "the letter 4" ur beef is like mad cow diseased and f*cked for life so i wonder why, people like you never have a wife jerkin off 24/7 at 7/11 can't even count the cash "dude, where's evan?" i thought i told you cheep rhymes are just like you wasted, cheep, and sorry like your whole crew Derek: Oh no dawg u didnt just compare me to that b*tch, That little motherf*cker is only famous because he was a corn on a log of Eminem's sh*t! Omar: dont you get it? when I said it? you are em's sl*t wh-wh-what? Yes I herd you But i dont give a f*ck so shut, that nasty a$$ smell you call a shower washing yourself in your own sh*t for half an hour you smell nastier that those rotted teeth worn by austin powers (Now it lookz like it's ova for our homeboy Derek but oh no son! The shizzle is just gettin started!) Derek: Oh no you thought my rhyme was broken, but for me to give up this easily dog you must think that I be smokin, I got plenty of it in me, your silly rhymes are useless and considered token. Before you bust a move I got you sweatin till your soaking, wondering how god let me hit and bust you open, making you flatter then the grass just mowed on the english open, using rhymes that are precisely crafted and nicely woven, making you wonder how you let me run you over like a moped. - Now the shizzle Omar delizzled after diz was off the hizzle but way to explizzle for this forizzle my dizzle. So yo, what ya'll think. Represent. Maximum respect!
that was kick a**. this is a side of u's that ive never seen. keep up this sh*t. it's b*t*hing. oh and i was rapping it to the tune of "go to sleep." did i just say all this? :chemist:
Man me and him do this ALLL the time. We'll have to post future battles for all of ya'll respectin thiz shiznat.
Who's it by? I'll dowlizzle it tomizzle. (yeah I speak my own form of chronic! F*ck da mainstream yo!)
I HATE ebonics. My intelligence plummeted by entering this thread. And yes, I know I'm talking to a fellow admin, but it's true.
Lmao no harm taken. This is was a snoop diss lmao. I think ebonics are stupid too I just like to speak it to be a stereotypical rap dude .
Lmao no harm taken. This is was a snoop diss lmao. I think ebonics are stupid too I just like to speak it to be a stereotypical rap dude . [/b][/quote] You No Wut I'm Saaayin' ?
Die. [/b][/quote] A'yo step down You be actin like a clown Wishin to be me, see the things I see Wanting to be the king-bee But you aint me, you nothing more but the queen-bee All you can do is rant About what you think I am But i'm tougher than a Dodge Ram Nothing you say be affecting me Cant you see what I see? FER SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE! :chemist:
A'yo step down You be actin like a clown Wishin to be me, see the things I see Wanting to be the king-bee But you aint me, you nothing more but the queen-bee All you can do is rant About what you think I am But i'm tougher than a Dodge Ram Nothing you say be affecting me Cant you see what I see? FER SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE! :chemist: [/b][/quote] Die.