Corrupt A Wish

Granted, because you got BANISHED!!!

I wish I could change my username already (it's been less than a month lol).

 

Granted, you're deleted.

I wish to lose more weight.

 

Granted, you're a skeleton.

I wish rainbows had more blue and purple.

 

Granted, They are bruised.

I wish I liked Orange Juice (BLEH!)

 

Granted, but now you hate EVERYTHING ELSE.

I wish to have sexual relations with Valerie Poxleitner, AKA Lights.

 

Granted, but shes got a penis

I wish I was happier

 

Granted, the so-called "mood stimulants" (aka antidepressants) at first made you feel happy all the time, now you feel nothing. They ruin your life. I've seen what those meds do to people. No feelings whatsoever. They haven't even been proved to help at all. No matter how fucked up and depressed and sad I get, there is no way in hell I'll ever take that shit. They almost ruined my Mum's life, and then it turned out the doctors were wrong and there was nothing wrong with her. But she got off them and she's fine now.
Anyway.

I wish doctors didn't fuck it up, and that people you barely knew wouldn't die in hospital because the doctors fucked up their meds or surgery. And that they weren't corrupt. And they actually helped people instead of hurting and killing them for no reason. And that doctors cured everything except age, and that there was no disease, but the world didn't get overpopulated because people were still dying peacefully due to aging.
So basically, I wish doctors cured people and didn't kill them.

 

Granted, The cure causes them to become happy zombies.

I wish I had a kit kat bar.

 

Granted, doesn't mean you eat it.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

Granted. Your wishing ends in two minutes, so wish away.

I wish for LT remixed.

 

Granted but now you're deaf.
I wish I had more time to sleep.

 

Granted, You sleep forever.

I wish I wasn't full.

 

Granted but now you're hungry!
I wish I had a napkin.

 

Granted, I used you to wipe my face, and threw you away.

I wish I had a big smile.

 

Granted, but you have no teeth.

I wish I'm not writing a test tomorrow.

 

granted, it's today and tomorrow

i wish i didn't have 2 tests tomorrow

 

Granted, you skip school and get 0's on both.

I wish I had muscles.

 

Granted but it's on your ears.
I wish I had my cell phone.

 

Granted, It can't turn on.

I wish I had a Computer

 

Granted but its Skynet.

I wish i was a tampon.