Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.
Granted, but now the sun is too close to the Earth.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
Granted but now you have to work the rest of the year!
I wish I had a napkin.
Granted, but its used
I wish my sig was as awesome as Vdalem's
granted, sigs are banned
i wish i can still go on LPA while holidays
Granted, but you get banned
I wish I did't wake up so early.
Granted, but you will wake up the next day with a spider bite on your ass.
I wish the school holidays were longer.
granted,but you fall sick.
i wish i could breathe underwater.
Granted, but you can no longer breathe on land
I wish I could get up
Granted, but you break your legs in the process.
I wish everyone who burns has to learn from the pain.
Granted, but they feel no pain.
I wish days were longer.
Granted, but it's now been a week since.
I wish i had my own Awesome button.
Granted but it's stuck!
I wish I had a blank cd.
Granted, but its scratched
I wish I could just eat now
Granted, but it would be a huge pile of bitter gourd.
I wish I had something to do this summer.
Granted, you get to scrape road kill all summer.
I wish to not burn this summer
Granted, will send extreme climate change.
I wish my iPhone's battery will not run out so quickly.
Granted but now you iPhone is too old to work
I wish I had a new umbrella.
Granted, it will be a teeny-tiny paper umbrella.
I wish I was buff.
Granted but it's only your butt that's buff.
I wish I wasn't at work.
Granted, you're now in hospital, to be on surgery next morning, 30% chance of living
I wish for a new kid in my class :/
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