Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but because I have no idea who/what it is, its you instead

    I wish I knew who this guy is.
     
  2. Blackened

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    Granted, but i thought you weren't supposed to talk to strangers.

    I wish i could hypnotize people with a conker.
     
  3. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you end up hypnotising yourself into obeying my every order

    I wish I didn't just spill my drink down me.
     
  4. DragonSparkz

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    Granted, you choked yourself to death instead

    I wish Monday is not that horrible
     
  5. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but Tuesday is now twice as bad

    I wish LP would confirm that the next single is "Burn It Down"
     
  6. Bradley

    Bradley Butt makes me weep, I call it a “boo-hooty".

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    Granted, but it's coming out next year.

    I wish I didn't have to do chores.
     
  7. Zane

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    EDIT: Bradley just ninja'd me.

    Granted, but instead now you love to do chores and its all your life is meant to be.
    Marriage with this hot girl? Noooo, you need to do your lovely chores.

    I wish I could concentrate on work right now
     
  8. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted, you are concentrating on other work

    i wish the teacher didnt just put me on the spot
     
  9. Super Sonic

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    Granted, he put one the roof of the school

    I wish I could concentrate
     
  10. Star Scream

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    granted you concentrate how to train your brain to do nothing

    i wish i forced my self to do more homework
     
  11. Vdalem

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    Granted now you're doing homework for everybody that goes to school.
    I wish I had more cookies.
     
  12. Super Sonic

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    Granted, (see last time I granted this wish :p)

    I wish Vdalem could think of something else to wish for. :lol:
     
  13. DragonSparkz

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    Granted, but shes wishing for your death instead

    I wish for Justin Bieber's failure
     
  14. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but a Rebecca Black now has increased success

    I wish I knew the result.
     
  15. Star Scream

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    granted the result is in an ancient language unknown to mankind

    i wish i knew we had a test today from earlier
     
  16. Vdalem

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    Granted but life will be nothing but a test!
    I wish I had a new pillow.
     
  17. Erica

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    Granted, but its a used one I got at the thrift store. Enjoy sleeping in other peoples sweet and drool

    I wish I could win the lottery
     
  18. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted you won the lottery.. the prize was (drum roll) a life supply of plastic bags :awesome:

    i wish today was April the 16th
     
  19. DragonSparkz

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    Granted, but a psychic predicted that you will die in a car crash on April 16th *evil laugh*

    I wish Mike give out at least 3 secs of Burn It Down
     
  20. Vdalem

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    Granted but now all you can hear is Mike going "i'm done ok!"
    I wish I had more light.
     

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