Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.
Granted, but because I have no idea who/what it is, its you instead
I wish I knew who this guy is.
Granted, but i thought you weren't supposed to talk to strangers.
I wish i could hypnotize people with a conker.
Granted, but you end up hypnotising yourself into obeying my every order
I wish I didn't just spill my drink down me.
Granted, you choked yourself to death instead
I wish Monday is not that horrible
Granted, but Tuesday is now twice as bad
I wish LP would confirm that the next single is "Burn It Down"
Granted, but it's coming out next year.
I wish I didn't have to do chores.
EDIT: Bradley just ninja'd me.
Granted, but instead now you love to do chores and its all your life is meant to be.
Marriage with this hot girl? Noooo, you need to do your lovely chores.
I wish I could concentrate on work right now
granted, you are concentrating on other work
i wish the teacher didnt just put me on the spot
Granted, he put one the roof of the school
I wish I could concentrate
granted you concentrate how to train your brain to do nothing
i wish i forced my self to do more homework
Granted now you're doing homework for everybody that goes to school.
I wish I had more cookies.
Granted, (see last time I granted this wish )
I wish Vdalem could think of something else to wish for.
Granted, but shes wishing for your death instead
I wish for Justin Bieber's failure
Granted, but a Rebecca Black now has increased success
I wish I knew the result.
granted the result is in an ancient language unknown to mankind
i wish i knew we had a test today from earlier
Granted but life will be nothing but a test!
I wish I had a new pillow.
Granted, but its a used one I got at the thrift store. Enjoy sleeping in other peoples sweet and drool
I wish I could win the lottery
granted you won the lottery.. the prize was (drum roll) a life supply of plastic bags
i wish today was April the 16th
Granted, but a psychic predicted that you will die in a car crash on April 16th *evil laugh*
I wish Mike give out at least 3 secs of Burn It Down
Granted but now all you can hear is Mike going "i'm done ok!"
I wish I had more light.
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