Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.
the game's gone to shit...
Haha. . . Yeah
I wish no one will close this thread.
Granted, but they close "Word Association" instead
I wish people would stop ruining games.
granted, 1STPKLOSER posts in every thread
i wish people would respect my views
Granted, but you no longer have any views
I wish I wasn't so cool.
granted, your cool in the sense that you live in a freezer for the rest of your life
i wish humans had a built in printer so i don't have to walk there
Granted, but it malfunctions and causes you to blow up
I wish I wasn't so sore
Granted, but that only means you don't feel the soreness of being prison raped over and over again for the rest of your life.
I wish I was British.
Granted, but it still doesn't mean Ree fancies you XD
I wish I could move to the mountains
granted, as soon as you move to the mountains the surface goes flat... for some reason you still think you live in a mountain
i wish i came a bit earlier to class
Granted, you get there and because of it you get an hour long lecture
I wish 1stp's last grant made more sense
Granted, but he lost his sense of humor
I wish I can read ppl thought
Granted, but you vomit after every thought that you read.
I wish I could tap dance.
Granted but shoes are too small now.
I wish I was in Vegas.
Granted, but you meet a whore.. oh wait, you're a girl. You meet a gigolo, have sex with him, get pregnant, and have a baby nine months later.
I wish I wasn't sick this week.
Granted now you're sick for the rest of the month.
I wish I had a new radio.
Granted, but it picks up no signal
I wish to be left alone
Granted, but your the last person on the planet and your glasses break. Twilight zone, anyone?
I wish the DMV would die a horrible death
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