Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. DragonSparkz

    DragonSparkz Dragon Trainer

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    Denied ..?
     
  2. Arjun

    Arjun Comin' at you from every side!!!!

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    the game's gone to shit...
     
  3. Erica

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    Haha. . . Yeah
     
  4. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    I wish no one will close this thread.
     
  5. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but they close "Word Association" instead

    I wish people would stop ruining games.
     
  6. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted, 1STPKLOSER posts in every thread:awesome:

    i wish people would respect my views
     
  7. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you no longer have any views

    I wish I wasn't so cool. :cool:
     
  8. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted, your cool in the sense that you live in a freezer for the rest of your life

    i wish humans had a built in printer so i don't have to walk there
     
  9. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but it malfunctions and causes you to blow up

    I wish I wasn't so sore
     
  10. Minus

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    Granted, but that only means you don't feel the soreness of being prison raped over and over again for the rest of your life.

    I wish I was British.
     
  11. Erica

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    Granted, but it still doesn't mean Ree fancies you XD

    I wish I could move to the mountains
     
  12. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted, as soon as you move to the mountains the surface goes flat... for some reason you still think you live in a mountain

    i wish i came a bit earlier to class
     
  13. Erica

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    Granted, you get there and because of it you get an hour long lecture

    I wish 1stp's last grant made more sense
     
  14. DragonSparkz

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    Granted, but he lost his sense of humor

    I wish I can read ppl thought
     
  15. HypnoToad

    HypnoToad Glory to the HypnoToad! LPA VIP

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    Granted, but you vomit after every thought that you read.

    I wish I could tap dance.
     
  16. Vdalem

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    Granted but shoes are too small now.
    I wish I was in Vegas.
     
  17. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    Granted, but you meet a whore.. oh wait, you're a girl. You meet a gigolo, have sex with him, get pregnant, and have a baby nine months later.

    I wish I wasn't sick this week.
     
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    Granted now you're sick for the rest of the month.
    I wish I had a new radio.
     
  19. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but it picks up no signal

    I wish to be left alone
     
  20. Erica

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    Granted, but your the last person on the planet and your glasses break. Twilight zone, anyone?

    I wish the DMV would die a horrible death
     

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