Corrupt A Wish

Granted but now your toes and fingers fell off.
I wish I had more coffee.

 

Granted, but its Decaf.

I wish that I had been on time for work this morning.

 

Granted, but you forgot to put on pants.
I wish I wasn't up so early.

 

Granted but you've been up all night.
Wish I had a donut.

 

Granted, but you lose your socks.

I wish the song would change.

 

Granted, you had too much and are now sick.

I wish these cunts would leave me alone on PSN.

 

Granted, you are now logged off of the PSN.

I wish that I could have another Poptart.

 

No way its just wierdly logged me off.

Granted, but you lost it.

I wish things weren't so wierd.

 

Granted, they are REALLY werid.

I wish that the fire alarm would go off at work.

 

Granted, but theres an actual fire.

I wish my game would arrive.

 

Granted, but it got busted while on the way to your house.

I wish that I could get another Xbox and play Gears of War 3.

 

Granted, but there they stop making the game.

I wish you would reach 3000 already.

 

Granted, but then my computer breaks.

I wish I wasn't cold.

 

Granted, it is now to hot to go outside.

I wish we could stop post whoring

 

Granted, but me and Dustin have 12,000 muhahahahahahahaha jk

I wish i could stop being mean to Hybrid.

 

Granted, you are no longer Mr. Asshole

I wish Hybrid had 891 more posts.