Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but when you find it the doors locked and you have no key.

    I wish i didn't chip my tooth
     
  2. Hybrid

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    Granted, but now you have no skeletal structure.

    I wish Facebook was still fun.
     
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    Granted but now it turned into myspace.

    I wish I didn't pulled a Chester and had to go to hospital.:p
     
  4. Dusty

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    Granted, you went to Al's Black Market Medical Service.

    I wish I had some juice.
     
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    Granted but it's lime juice. :p

    I wish I can finish my oatmeal.
     
  6. Dusty

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    Granted, you are force fed by a hairy nurse named Helga.

    I wish it was October 14th so I can start my vacation!
     
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    Granted but it's already Oct 29.

    I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.
     
  8. Dusty

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    Granted, but it's flat.

    I wish for a piece of cake.
     
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    granted, but lots of baking powder was used instead of baking soda. Taste funny?

    I wish I wasn't so hungry.
     
  10. Dusty

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    Granted, your stomach is now full of sawdust.

    I wish for a bag of candy.
     
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    Granted, but i ate them all.

    I wish i wasn't so hot.
     
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    Granted but you know live at the North Pole.

    I wish I wasn't so full.
     
  13. Dusty

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    Granted, now you have uncontrollable vomiting.

    I wish that it was October 4th.
     
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    Granted but now it's Oct. 4, 2020.
    Wish I can finish this piece of fudge.....
     
  15. Dusty

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    Granted, I'll eat it for you.

    I wish that I could get the smell out of my car.
     
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    Granted, now it's in your house.

    I wish I had more money.
     
  17. Dusty

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    Granted, but it's counterfeit.

    I wish I could go to Jeff's first Linkin Park show, so that it can be my first show as well.
     
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    Granted, but it's all the way in the back, and you have to stand next to a bunch of sweaty fat chicks.

    I wish there was something better on TV.
     
  19. Dusty

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    Granted, but then your TV service provider cuts your service off for a late bill.

    I wish that I had cheeseburger.
     
  20. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but i dropped it.

    I wish i could be bothered.
     

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