Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but when you find it the doors locked and you have no key.

I wish i didn't chip my tooth

 

Granted but now it turned into myspace.

I wish I didn't pulled a Chester and had to go to hospital.

 

Granted, you went to Al's Black Market Medical Service.

I wish I had some juice.

 

Granted but it's lime juice.

I wish I can finish my oatmeal.

 

Granted, you are force fed by a hairy nurse named Helga.

I wish it was October 14th so I can start my vacation!

 

Granted but it's already Oct 29.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

 

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish for a piece of cake.

 

Granted, your stomach is now full of sawdust.

I wish for a bag of candy.

 

Granted, but i ate them all.

I wish i wasn't so hot.

 

Granted but you know live at the North Pole.

I wish I wasn't so full.

 

Granted, now you have uncontrollable vomiting.

I wish that it was October 4th.

 

Granted but now it's Oct. 4, 2020.
Wish I can finish this piece of fudge.....

 

Granted, I'll eat it for you.

I wish that I could get the smell out of my car.

 

Granted, now it's in your house.

I wish I had more money.

 

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I could go to Jeff's first Linkin Park show, so that it can be my first show as well.

 

Granted, but it's all the way in the back, and you have to stand next to a bunch of sweaty fat chicks.

I wish there was something better on TV.

 

Granted, but then your TV service provider cuts your service off for a late bill.

I wish that I had cheeseburger.

 

Granted, but i dropped it.

I wish i could be bothered.