Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it's a week old.

I wish I could be at "The Thousand Horizons" event.

 

Granted, but theres a powercut.

I wish LP would come to brazil.

 

Granted but they got lost and ended up in Cuba.

I wish I can have some ice cream.

 

Granted, but its melted.

I wish for some new shoes.

 

Granted but both of them are left footed.
I wish it was Thursday.

 

Granted, but on Friday you have to listen to the song all day.

I wish it wasn't fucking raining again.

 

Granted, now it's hailing.

I wish that it was October already.

 

Granted, its October 31st 11:59am.

I wish this guy on the t.v wasn't a dick.

 

Granted, now he's a pussy.

I wish I didn't have these allergies.

 

Granted, but you now have LPAphobia.

I wish this album would download quicker.

 

Granted, but the download times out at 99%.

I wish that I didn't have to go to bed.

 

Granted but you have to sleep in the bathtub.

Wish I didn't had that fight with my brother.

 

Granted, but you now love him loads and marry him .

I wish my tea wasn't so big.

 

Granted, now you have no tea.

I wish for a bicycle race!

 

Granted but you have to use a tricycle.

I wish I can have pizza for breakfast.

 

Granted, but the topping is 50 year old ham.

I wish being a vip wasn't so awesome.

 

Granted, now there is no such thing as VIP.

I wish that I could buy my Skillet concert tickets now instead of having to wait till Sunday.

 

Granted but they were fake.
I wish I can have a fresh donut.

 

Granted, but then you drop it.

I wish for some waffles.

 

Granted, but you also drop it.

I wish for ice cream.