Corrupt A Wish

Granted but they are stale.

I wish I was back at the zoo.

 

Granted, but they closed early.

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

 

Granted, but now you are late.

I wish I wouldn't get in trouble if I was late getting to work.

 

Granted but you have to work late.

I wish it wasn't Monday.

 

Granted, now it's FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY, ERRBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND!

I wish that DeLuna Festival ticket wasn't so expensive.

 

Granted but now it's very expensive.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

 

Granted, welcome to the ice age!

I wish I had called out of work.

 

Granted, but it's only because Ben crashed your car into a tree.

I wish I wasn't so nice.

 

Granted, now you"re super mushy, sugar sweet nice.

I wish I knew where my keys are.

 

Granted, they are in the car and the car is locked.

I wish for a freaking awesome bouncy ball, OMG!

 

Granted but know you have to learn braillle.

I wish I knew how to spell.

 

Granted, now you can spell like a 6 year old.

I wish for Linkin Park's 5th album.

 

Granted, but it's one long remix of Rebecca Black's My Moment.

I wish for Scroobius Pip's solo album.

 

Granted, and its a disappointment.

I wish my headache would go away.

 

Granted but now you have the flu.

I wish I had a soda.

 

Granted, but it's diet soda.

I wish for for some gum.

 

Granted but it pull your teeth out.

I wish I don't get a shot.

 

Granted, so now you have to take a pill the size of a cat.

I wish that I could go out for some late night food.

 

Granted but you have to pay double for tax.

I wish the light didn't always go out.