Corrupt A Wish

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    Dusty

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    This game involves one person making a wish and the next person granting the wish but making it worse.

    EXAMPLE(Thank you Mr. Spell Hybrid :lol:)
    Poster #1- I wish for the next Linkin Park album.

    Poster #2- Granted, but you will receive the album as a cassette tape.
    I wish for a really fast car.

    Poster #3 - Granted, but the car is shaped like a penis.

    And so on...

    I'll start first. I wish I could fly.
     
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    Here we go then. I hope this is right.
    Granted, but you can only fly for 2 seconds.

    I wish i had a big house.
     
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    Granted, but the house fails to meet building codes and becomes condemned.

    I wish for a Nintendo 3DS
     
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    Granted, but you left it out in the hot Georgia sun and the screen assplodes.

    I wish for world peace. lulz
     
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    Granted... Oh wait, denied. These are wishes, not miracles. :p

    I wish for a Klondike bar.
     
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    Granted, but mis-read. You get a Klondike Bear. Have fun with that one.

    I wish for some delicious Salmon.
     
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    Granted, but then you get food poisoning from eating the salmon.

    I wish for a new stereo system for my car.
     
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    Awesome thread.
    Granted, but I couldn't get your radio or your CD player to work.

    I wish could meet Emma Watson
     
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    Granted, however, she is suffering from the worst halitosis flare up in years.

    I wish I could sleep right now.
     
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    Granted, but you're going to have a nightmare about Derek coming in your bedroom and planking right in front of you :plankingderek:

    I wish I could have some pizza
     
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    Granted, but the pizza guy got lost and took your pizza to the wrong house.

    I wish that I Could visit space!
     
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    Granted, but it's actually a replica built set of the movie Spaceballs.

    I wish I had a three-way didlo gun as seen in Eurotrip. :flugen:
     
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    Denied because you already have one.

    I wish I could be at home right now.
     
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    Granted, but I just set your house on fire

    I wish I had a trillion dollars
     
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    Granted... Thanks for buying me a new house and everything else I could ever want.

    I wish I didn't have allergies.
     
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    Granted, but I just kicked you in the balls and now you have internal bleeding and need immediate medical care.

    I wish I was president of the United States
     
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    Granted, but your wife, the first lady, is Hillary Clinton and she has you by the balls at all times.

    I wish I had a piece of pie.
     
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    Granted, one slice of mancream pie comin up...

    I wish my foot would stop hurting
     
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    Granted, but I had to break your finger too take your mind off the pain in your foot.

    I wish that it was Saturday.
     
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    Denied because it's:

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    :awesome:

    I wish it was tonight
     

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