Ok, I'll start with some lines of the story, then the next one continues, then the next, you know ... 'Twill be fun. So, I'll begin. Once upon a pickle, there was a crab named Goldilocks. He lived in pjLand. L was always capital in pjLand, and anyone who wrote Pjland, PJland, or anyother form where 'L' wasn't in capitals was immediately thrown to the evil smiley faces. So Goldilocks suddenly came across papers labelled "Do not read: secret plans to destroy pjLand using pizza boxes"...... Now you continue.
Goldilock almost crapped himself when he read this post since he wasn't quite the bravest. He ran off to seek the wise plumber 'plongebob squaredance'. Sadly only plogebob's associate 'Mario' was at home when goldiloks arrived and told him that plogebob had left to get more toilett paper. Goldiloks knew it was a dangerous quest to find the wise plumber out in the depths of 'hanky forest' where the 'wetwipes' grew. Yet he had to go. It was for the good of his wife and children and of course for pjLand that was soon to be destroyed with pizza boxes...
Desperately searching for a way to save pjLand Goldilocks didn't know where to go next. After searching for five minutes he couldn't find Mario's friend Plogebob so he decided to go back to his house and that's what he did. On his way home Goldilocks saw a weird looking guy, he had thousands of tattoos on both his arms and had a nose ring. In that nose ring, Goldilocks thought, could live as many people as there were in pjLand. Maybe this was that special thing he was looking for to save pjLand and it's inhabitants from the evil pizza boxes...
However, before he could continue thinking, he felt something that was very very squishy under his feet. He prayed it wasn't dog poop, and looked down to see- Plongebob! He began screaming, 'OMGZ LOLZ I WUZ SURCHIN 4 U!!!" and a hoard of angry people from the pjLP Association thought he was a teenie, and decided to burn him at the stake. He was gagged, and all he could desperately splutter was, 'Pizza Boxes, Nose ring!" Naturally people thought he was.......
... crazy. As crazy as anybody had ever seen somebody who was crazy. Some people like to call it "insanity". Even though he had found plogebob, he had no clue what he should ask him. Maybe that's why a certain St0f cut him out of the story before. So he went on thinking about that nose ring and the guy who wore it. He came to the conclusion that there would be terrible cases of snot floodings, if he moved pjLand into the nose ring. He had to find a different solution...
Before goldiloks could actually begin to search for another solution the angry people from the pjLP had asassinated goldiloks and he was reborn as mario's brother luigi and was plongebob's associate from that day on...which proved to be useful since he could now keep in touch with the wise plumber that roamed thru 'hanky forest' almost all day long (this is preeeety f'd up XDDD)
(you mean you f*cked up the story ?) -Soon Luigi Goldiloks stopped caring for the little people of pjLand. They slept all day long in their stupid purple pj's and never had fun. So Luigi aka Goldiloks stopped calling it pjLand but pjland without the capital L., a fatel mistake. Goldiloks was instantly thrown to the evil smiley faces and because they didn't recognize him in his new plumber clothes, they...
..threw him out of their dwelling-place because they disliked people who could not be recognised by at least one of their superior council-members. A while back in the story, Goldilocks became Goliloks. As our previous, non-descriptive and assuming writers have ignored how Goldilocks with a 'c' became Goldiloks without a 'c', I shall tell you. In between finding Plongebob and behaving like a wookie that has just found the main stargate, something fell out of Goldilocks' ear. This 'something' was a letter, and who can guess what that letter was? It wasn't the letter 'c'. Goldilocks decided to sneeze (yes, decided) because he'd heard of a rumour that told of people who decided to sneeze, and recovered letters they had lost via their lousy earwax being blown out. Goldilocks' sneeze propelled the letter 'o' (o being the letter that had fallen out of his ear) right back into his ear, and thankfully it did not come out of the other ear. However, as he was caught up in the rapture of recovering the 'o', Goldilocks did not pay attention to the 'c' that was sent zooming out of his nose. Anyway, Goldiloks wasn't very content with his brother-plumber life, because..
...it just wasn't the same without his normal body and clothes. The plumber clothes were all dirty and wornout. Luckely there was still one special someone out there who still wanted Goliloks as his friend. It was Goliloks' thrusty giant rooster named R00ST3R. Together they lived happy for quite some time until Goliloks started to feel guilty about leaving his people behind. So they set out on a quest to ...
...destroy the evil pizza boxes, who should have come out and destroyed the world by now, but due to a techencial/ server error, could not. So him and ROOST3R set out on a mission to go back to pjLand (Goldiloks didn't want to risk repeating his error with L earlier) and take on the pizza boxes, despite disliking the thought of what the evil smiley faces might do top him if they smelt him (they couldn't see, despite having humongous eyes). So off they went, but there was a slight, eeny-weenie, teeny-tiny problem: they forgot the way. So, as on all quests, a mysterious something (a soccer ball from the sky in this case) informed them that they would have to go to www.ebay.com, and buy themselves an all know magic 8 ball, so that they could ask it which way to go. So, ROOST3R, being the techno-savvy holograph that he is, whipped out an iBook....
A quick as his internet connection could carry it (which as pretty darn fast) a digital magic 8 ball appeared on the screen. It said "Click me" and that's what R00ST3R did. It began to wobble and turned a round several times until this message 'poof'ed up into the heart of the 8 ball: Ask me later They felt miserable. www.ebay.com had ripped them off again. They should've read the little words under that big BUY ME! sign. An hour later Goliloks couldn't take it anymore. He had to "ask again later" right now so he did. Now this message 'poof'ed up in the 8 ball:...
Yes And Goldiloks could have slapped himself and ROOST3R, for forgetting to ask a question. Now heavens knows when the Magic 8 Ball would give an actual answer and not something evasive, as it always did. They had to find anther way to find the Magical all-Knowing Person Thingus (Who Had Yet To Be Named). Then suddenlt, ROOST3R seemed to have a brainwave. "You're a crab!"he exclaimed. "No shit, Sherlock" replied Goldi, who was, as you can see, not in the most amiable of moods at the moment. "Well, I just thought..."
"that we could save everyone from..." suddenly goldiloks turned around as he heard a horrible scream...it was...*drumroll* duh duh duuuuuh CHESTER!!!! Goldiloks started running and screaming "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! I want an autogr.." *smack!* chester smacked goldiloks and started yelling "dude get yourself together 'cause I'm one step closer to the edge! You could save everyone right now damn it but your just screaming and running your ass off 'cause I, your favortie singer have appeared to help you so in the end it doesn't even matter!" So goldiloks got a grip and looked at chester who apparantley had to repeat song parts in every sentence and spoke:...
Unfortunately living happily ever after wasn't an option for Goliloks. After all a life ever after wasn't possible with the Pizza Boxes because they were going to destroy pjLand and maybe the whole world in a couple hours. So the story didn't end and couldn't be spoiled by some evil co-writer who's name wasn't linkinpark_ben25 because that was a nickname. Actually he was the EVIL LORD who controlled the whole Pizza Box Army. Goliloks had to do something to save pjLand and he knew everything that happened before was a waste of his time. The real quest to save pjLand begon. He rode his trusty pet to the gates of pjLand where he...
...took out the sword from his hamsters mouth where he kept it and broke the chains.. he went inside pjLand and looked around for a bit and then he saw it..
...nothing. The place was deserted. Everyone was gone, taken by the EVIL LORD and his Pizza Box Army. Suddenly they heard a noise. It was the hamster, he was shoking in the sword when Goliloks tried to push it back in. Or was it trying to say something ? It was definetely pointing at some kid standing in the middle of the road. "A kid!?" Goliloks screamed. The kid started to laugh and said: "I am the EVIL LORD and this is the last fight one of us will ever have. A final best out of 3 deathmatch, if you will." 3 2 1 FIGHT! With a terrible hamster scream Goliloks took out his sword again...
Goldiloks sword transformed into a mic and the EVIL LORD pulle a mic as well A karaoke mach to death...the evil lord would begin first and set the rules...he was going to sing a song by...