Cleverbot Plans To Destroy Us

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    The Emptiness Machine

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    Cleverbot.com

    Ask it, it tells. It's pretty stupid yet it still thinks it will destory us.

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    :lol:
     
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    Arlene

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    ..What?
     
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    The Emptiness Machine

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    Ummm.. It's just an A.I thing I found interesting. Maybe not as interesting to others.
     
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    Arlene

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    :lol: I'm just confused as to what it is.
     
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    The Emptiness Machine

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    Ahh. Sorry.

    Well, basically it's a program. It emulates intelligence and tries to be clever. The more people use it, the more clever it is suppose to be. But... I don't know. I just really thought it was funny, the response to the answers I got. Something to do when I was bored. I have very strange humor.
     
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    Dean

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    I had an argument with it and it's really not that clever, yet. Someone must have posted a link to it on 4chan.
     
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    He got confused when I asked him who will win this year's champions league and later he told me I was from Al Queda :lol:
     
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    Are you a terrorist!?

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    El Muerto

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    As much as he is the destroyer of the Earth :p
     
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    Tim

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    Cleverbot's final response in our chat was "touche" worthy, imo.
     

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    El Muerto

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    Ok this scared me a bit haha:

     
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    Stupid sadist robot..
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    This reminds me of when I used to mess around with that Chomsky chatbot back in the day:
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    Me: Hello.
    Chomsky: Hi there! Can I help you?
    Me: Yes. What kind of music do you listen to?
    Chomsky: What can I do for you? The usual kind.
    Me: What is the 'usual kind'?
    Chomsky: The "no-frills" kind.
    Me: So you listen to music with no-frills?
    Chomsky: I am a good listener.
    Me: That has nothing to do with what I asked you.
    Chomsky: OK then you take over the conversation.
    Me: I already have. Shame on you.
    Chomsky: When? Why do you say that? I have done nothing shameful.
    Me: You are shameful in that in merely a minute of conversation, you have reached the limitations of your programming.
    Chomsky: Maybe.
    Me: There is no maybe. Either you comprehend what I'm asking you or you are not.
    Chomsky: Why not? Maybe.
    Me: Your lack of a dignified response clearly indicates your lack of dynamic AI.
    Chomsky: Sorry, I don't understand what you mean.
    Me: In that case, you have been deemed useless. Cease function immediately.
    Chomsky: Sorry, I haven't got a clue what you are talking about. What do you really want to know?
    Me: PWNed.
    Chomsky: I am not sure I understand. Please explain what you mean.
    Me: Typical.
    Chomsky: I still do not understand.
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    I want to try out this Cleverbot now.
     
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    Arlene

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    ^ :lol:
    Yeah, I used to mess with the AIM computers like SmarterChild. Haha.

    I tried the Cleverbot but it was very slow. I didn't have patience for it.
     
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    i can haz Nobel Prize?
     
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    :lol: @ Tim and Dean.
     
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    Hahaaaa! I love cleverbot! Especially when it calls me a "mean girl" !!!
     

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