Christina Aguilera

Discussion in 'Other Music' started by Radical Dreamer, Nov 17, 2003.

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    RiverJudeAlexander

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    christina aguilera reminds me of constipation. you know, the whole eaaaeehaaaayeahaaahaaaeeeeeee singing... as though she is in pain... like a dog is chewing her leg... or walls are closing in around her... or she is in a crowded bus and a fat man is standing on her foot...


    :mellow:


    she's not the only one who does that though... but 'christina it's-not-coming-out aguilera' has a nice ring to it...
     
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    Bryan

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    That brings me to my next point(which is actually my first):

    To all the guys out there think about this next time you see a really hot girl - She poops. Now at first it don't sound too bad...but just think! She sits there and squeezes out a turd. Let's take Britney Spears for example...Britney Spears sits and grunts while squeezing out her turds! It's crazy! It's the most craziest thing to imagine that. So next time you see a really hot girl just think about her grunting and sweating while she's squeezing out a big turd.
     
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    RiverJudeAlexander

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    so bryan... is that what you desperately try to think about when you don't want to... you know... when you see hot girls...??

    I SWEAR!! CHRISTINA IS DOING THIS TO ME!! i'm never like this... NEVER!! or am i...??

    :shifty:
     
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    why, id never think of such beautiful creatures in that light :shifty:
    reminds me of 'supermodels on the john' from that Underground Comedy Movie
     
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    This thread just gets more 'dirrty' by the hours... :mellow:.

    :wth:...
     
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    i totally agree.. her songs are great and i love her voice :)
     
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    yes, I really like that song and infactuation is a good one too....



    I don't really like xtina but she is better than other stupid teen pop stars.... some of her songs r really good...
     
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    Bryan

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    No. I just get them to do it for me...i'm a pimp like that.
     
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    No. I just get them to do it for me...i'm a pimp like that. [/b][/quote]
    i just put ann robinsons face on them
     
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    No. I just get them to do it for me...i'm a pimp like that. [/b][/quote]
    "'cause Bryan's a motha f###### P.I.M.P. "...
    Irrelevant but kewl :lol:
     
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    Kate

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    Um...okay voice, songs not my style, too much skin showing. Need I say more?
     
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    ailuj

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    I got this really weird feeling when I first saw your avatar.....
    Mr.Fred....Christina.....It just don't match.....
    I hope you know what I mean....
     

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