Chewy breasts?

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    Tomi

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    More here.
     
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    First it was something to do with cellphones... Now it's gum?

    The world is getting a little over obsessive over breast sizes, it seems... :wth:
     
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    I think it was cellphones reducing your sperm count...

    Hah yeah. Now instead of plastic surgery, you can use gum.
     
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    Nooo, I remember an article about a ringtone or something that'll enhance a woman's breast.


    ...And if that sperm count thing is accurate, I'm not going to carry my cell phone around a lot anymore... :blink:
     
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    Must of missed that one.

    And yeah, I think it's accurate. Just don't keep your cellphone near your crotch. :lol:
     
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    :lol: !



    I'm not gonna chew gum, to enhance my breasts. I don't know of many that would, unless they actually care about that sort of stuff.



    Sounds dumb to me.
     
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    I think it was cellphones reducing your sperm count...

    Hah yeah. Now instead of plastic surgery, you can use gum. [/b][/quote]
    $12,000 vs. 99 Cents


    Sounds better to me. :lol:
     
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    doesnt help me in anyway :lol:
     
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    Regarding the cell phone thing:

    1. If they caused brain cancer, since almost everyone uses a cell phone, we'd all be dead.

    2. If they lowered the sperm count, no one would be reproducing, sicne again, almost everyone has a cell phone.
     
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    Maëlle

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    Might as well stop chewing gum now... <_< :rolleyes:
     
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    hell, if there was a gum that could make my hair look better or whatever, i'd chew it. if it tastes good, the only difference is what it does for you.
     
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    they're find out five months from now it like...causes cancer or something
     
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    I want that gum. :whistle:
     
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    True, it shows you how superficial this world is.
     
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    Shit, fuck you guys, I'm buying a crate of this God Gum and sending it to all my girlfriends.
     
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    Send it to me. :whistle:
     
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    Yessah mastah.
     
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    oh yeah. :shifty:
     
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    Thank god this thread isnt about chewable breasts. Breasts might be naturally soft but if they're all chewy then there's a problem.
     
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    I just got a creepy mental image.


    I think I need to go pray.
     

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