I know, guys. I know. Both are amazing at what they do. Both the hotdog and burger will kick you in the face with their meataliciously awesome goodness, but which one deserves the throne for best questionable meat sandwiched between a bun? Maybe it's the burger? Oh yes, this stretched out nipple looking meat patty surface has greased up many of our arteries over the years I'm sure. It's neverending topping options, the ability to stack and the fact it doesn't look like you're chowing down on Super Meat Boy's schlong when you're eating one may tip the scales for you with the burger. Or maybe, just maybe, the phallic pork sword of truth is exactly what you want! The condiment king with more toppings than any dong shaped meat on the market, made famous with cheese, chilli and anything else you can dream of. The cylindrical footlong of Chubsville is crossing the border into Meatgasmville... and you're the mayor! I have no idea what I just said, but vote for which you prefer! List toppings, favourite places to get them and definitely post pictures!
[video=youtube;vgk-lA12FBk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk-lA12FBk[/video] Honestly it just depends. Usually when it comes to hot dogs, I really only like kosher beef hot dogs like Hebrew National or Nathan's. I'm not Jewish, I just think they taste better. Burgers I usually like prepared at home, since most fast food chains tend to suck, with the exception of Hardee's and Whataburger. So I guess I'll have to go with hot dogs this time around.
#TeamBurger Bear in mind, I haven't eaten a hotdog in years, but I don't think I've ever eaten a hotdog as good as the best hamburgers I've eaten.
I like both, however it depends on what I'm craving. Right now, a burger would be delicious. With cheese and lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, ketchup, mustard and sometimes mayo, depending on how much I wanna punish myself. In the land of the hotdog, a Chicago-style hotdog is king. Throw on some relish, onions, tomato, pickle, sport peppers, mustard and top it with celery salt.
I think I might prefer burgers too, but maybe I'll vote hotdogs to commemorate the BEST UNOFFICIAL SMILIE 2012! And so you're not alone...
Voted for HOTDOGS. 1) they're clearly the underdogs here, show 'em some support. 2) that's what I want right now. 3) fuck, I'm hungry. 4) oh, and burgers are way too easy to get wrong.