Bonsai Kitten

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    Glenn

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    Either way, if it is real or fake, those people are sick. They deserve to be locked in a bottle.
     
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    LornVourkolakas

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    Whether it be true or not, it's still ####ed up.

    If it were true..

    That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. And trust me, I had my fill of disgusting things. In fact, I care more for animals than I do for humans. Mainly because humans can be held accountable for their actions.

    Putting little kittens in a bottle is like putting a human baby in one. I bet people who actually bought a Bonsai Kitten never came to thought what if their child (That's assuming that they have one) were to be put in a bottle and to never come out.

    Another thing, what the hell is the point? If you want a cat that does nothing at all but poop (Which goes to my question: How do they poop?) and eat, wouldn't it be better to just get a statue of a cat or something? Or perhaps a stuffed toy? I mean, come on !

    If it were fake..

    What type of joke is this? How could anyone get their jollies by saying their selling cats that are stuck in a bottle for the rest of their lives? Seriously, what type of ####ed up person do you have to be in order to think something up like this? Some people seriously need to get laid.
     
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    Alacrity

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    I was wondering the same thing. Wouldn't not being able to poop kill them?

    :lol: :lol:
     
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    Glenn

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    Well said. Sick people either way. At least we can agree on that, because we don't know if it is real or fake. :angry:
     
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    Whimsicality

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    People are still talking about that?! I was probably 10 the first time I got that email.


    Yes, it's 100% fake. Someone was just being creative with Photo Shop.
     
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    LornVourkolakas

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    You know what? It is a joke.

    Secure your cat in the Articulated Feline Tensioner (available on our Tools & Supplies page) and extend the arms into a "jumping" pose. Allow the cat time to become accustomed to the position, as this will result in a more photogenic facial expression. Take a photograph of the cat and load it onto the computer. Remember to ask permission to use the computer first <-- That right there proves it is. I mean, a kid is allowed to torture a cat but has to ask permission to upload a picture? Eh....
     
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    Justin V.

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    Actually, its very real. Ive seen it and its the most disturbing thing Ive ever seen. [/b][/quote]
    http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm

    That says it's fake. Some people may do it (peopl do crazy stuff), but it's not like a trend or anything.
     
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    ive been to the site ages ago. seriously, dont go there. the pictures are horrible. they have little kittens in glass bowls in different shapes and they feed them with freaking straws and s*it. how can you be allowed to do that? thats just so unhuman. what about animal rights?
     
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    Nikki

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    It's amazing what photoshop can do, eh? =P
     
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    yeah maybe it's fake.... I hope so
     
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    yeah maybe it's fake.... I hope so [/b][/quote]
    alright... lets just hope its fake. if its not, im f*cking sueing or whatever these people. collecting 100 signatures and all of that.

    animal rights, dude.
     
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    Cal

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    its lying because you woudnt super glue a cats anus closed.........
     
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    whats a cats anus?
     
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    Cal

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    lol ass
     
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    lol ass [/b][/quote]
    lol :lol: thanks dude. you guys stop using posh language cos i never get it :shifty:
     
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    Now.. I don't know what to believe.. :mellow: heeeeh..

    But real or not.. it's still wrong..
     
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    yeah its still unhuman to joke about it because it might hurt some people and some losers [like us :shifty: ] might believe it.

    nah, you guys aint losers.
     
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    :eek: :x
     
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    Wow man you're a couple of years late. :lol:

    And yes, it's fake.
     
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    Good thing too because if my friend Jenna even saw that, even knowing it was fake, she would flip. She's a huge animal rights activist.

    Even though, it's kind of funny to think that someone would waste their time...

    EDIT: Have you guys even looked at the content they have on the site? FAKE.
     

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