Blonde Joke Thread!

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    elie

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    Time to have fun with those blondes! If you're a blonde, don't be offended, because, this is just a fun little way to get a laugh, and none of these jokes are directed to anyone in particular, they are just funny thoughts people put totgheter neatly (or sometimes, in a sloppy fashion) for a few laughs. If you don't want to add to this stereotype, don't put "I'm offended because i'm blonde!" because, the truly intelligent people, will learn to laugh at people's differences, instead of whining about them. I didn't mean to come off harsh, just wanted to say that blondes are smart people as well, their haircolor is just different. But at the same time, all people in general can be "not-so-smart" when they make comments that are juvenile and child-like. Anyways, enough jibber-jabber-CRAP. Let's get some jokes! Here's one, I dunno if it's exactly "blonde", but, here it is:

    Subject: Court docket 12569 - Case of the Pregnant Lady

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

    When the case came up in court, the Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.

    "CASE DISMISSED!!"
     

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