Out in far depths of Alaska it's damn frozen cold dere. More so there's a legendary I mean mega epic vending machine but not just any vending machine, it's a BEER vending a machine. What's so special about a beer vending machine you ask? It's fucking magic is what. Put something in the vending machine and the next poster tells you what you'll get out. Put money, cloths, hair, what the hell ever. See what you get for your stuffs. (ex) J: Puts the letter "R" in the vending machine Next poster: You get a helmet Puts a wedding gown in the vending machine