Attempt of Kindness Here's my attempt at kindness Surely, you're fucking blinded Turn around and kiss what's behind this Because I'm the greatest poet. Both you and I know it Don't try to over do it You can try to be like me You can try, that's the keyword My arrogance is God. My bullshit is Heaven Thus I'm the greatest poet. Both you and I know it. So kiss my ass (In case you didn't know this is my failed attempt at comedy)