Okay, i have an idea for a thread. You know those cheesy Arnold Schwarzenegger qotes in all of his movies, well in this thread you can make your own! I have made up loads due to my pathetic life and spare time so i thought i will share them. or if you can't be bothered to make up your own just quote one from his movies. Hope this works, anyway, here i go. 01/Arnie has just been out for a long day on the job, he comes home hoping to see his wife in bed waiting to give him a welcome home gift. He puts down his car keys and takes off his tie and begins his walk up stairs followed by a "Hon-ey I'm Ho-me!"...but theres no answer. Arnie immidiately suspects the worse and pulls out his 12 gauge shotgun. He silently makes his way to the bedroom door which is backlit with heavy breathing and sexual vocabulary. In a quick response Arnie kicks open the door and sees a man having hot passionate sex with his wife, immidiately Arnie hoists the shotgun and shoots the man in the genitals and mutters the phrase..."You should have worn protection!". Okay, i have plenty more. Anyone want to give it a try? it must end with a humorous catchpghrase you'd normally associate with Arnie.
WARNING: Explicit content. 02/Arnie is currently on an infiltration mission for the FBI, his job his to find out as much info as he can about a terrorist organization he's imposing on, to do this he is seducing a key female operative involved with the organization...although Arnie does'nt know that she knows he's with the FBI. So, Arnie approaches the female operative and manages to work his way to the hotel suite, but what Arnie doesnt know is that this is all part of the females plan inwhich during sexual relations a sniper will pick him off. Almost suddenly none of them waste time in the hotel suite and begin the sexual ordeal, it all starts off romantic and urging with passion with screams of delight from the operative "F*ck me Arnie, F*CK ME!", Although Arnie begins to get rough with the operative making it a tricky shot for the sniper across the hotel bay. Although, it looks like Arnies luck is out as the sniper manages to get a decent shot of Arnie...the sniper shoots, but due to Arnies sexual energy he violently hoists up the operative with the grunting scream "ARRRRRRGH" for sexual momentum, in the process placing the operative in the snipers sight. The operative gets shot down from the sniper...Arnie noticing whats just happened turns to the camera and smoothly utters the words..."Thank F*ck for that!".
03/Arnie has had word that a local street gang are hanging out in an abandoned libary down town, Arnie gets given the job to go and rid them from the premesis by his Srgt. He has no hesitation and makes a speedy entrance in his patrol car, he arrives. Arnie steps out the vehicle and cautiously enters the abondoned libary, opens the door...but nothing, no one is there, he decideds to inspect the area. Nothing. Arnie believes the area to be clean and attempts to leave, but out of nowhere he gets ambushed by 5 masked hoodlums, Arnie uses his strength to take down four of the men, a kick to the left, a fist to the right...but one man still remains, but nowhere to be seen, the atmosphere is tense as he carefully inspects the area, old books and a fusty smell is all that surrounds him...BOOM! the 5th man jumps Arnie strangling him with a chain, Arnie is struggling and finding it hard to breathe, the henchman is pulling hard...but...Arnie...with his last piece of strength reaches for the closest book to him, an Encycelopedia! he manages to hoist the book behind him and connects with the mans face, he's down...Arnie stands up dusts himself off and drops the encycelopedia and mutters the words..."That'll Teach Him!"