... another RTN parody!

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    minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    first and foremost, maurice (Mk_Spike) helped me out with a couple of lines and after it was done he suggested i'd post it. i don't know if this breaks any rules or anything, so i'm taking the risk.

    REMEMBER THE NAME (Parody 02)

    This is
    Ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
    Fifteen percent tryin' to get support on the bills
    Five percent leisure, fifty percent gain, and a
    Hell of a lot of votes so they remember the name

    (Bush)
    He pays to see his name in the lights, and he
    Likes to be heard, whether it's a speech or a fight, he feels
    So unlike all the other guys alone, in spite of
    The fact that everybody thinks that they know him, but fuck 'em
    He knows the code, it's not about the country, it's
    All about economy, and fundin' some bombs, makin'
    Some enemies, makin' sure that Fox keeps up, that means
    When he loses men, John's pickin' it up

    (Let's go) Who the
    Hell is he anyway? He never really does much
    Always concerned with image and still leavin' 'em dumbstruck
    Greedy for opportunities, spendin' despite the fact that
    Many misjudge him 'cause he makes a livin' from raisin' tax
    Puts 'em together himself, then it all just fucks up, always
    Askin' for foreign help just to get some back up, he's only
    Focused on what he said, the peace is beyond reach, and
    Now it all unfolds through the Government's war speech

    This is
    Twenty percent skill, eighty percent wrecked, it's a
    Hundred percent clear, 'cause Bush is in debt, who would've
    Thought he'd be the one to set the west in flames? Then I heard him
    Dealin' with foreign ministers, name of the game, came
    Back, dropped on Baghdad, took 'em to church, they're like
    Shit, man, he's askin' for political outburst? Bush is
    Promisin' progress, now he's got a media hailstorm, his
    Stock's through the roof, I heard he payin' for exports

    They call him
    Johnny, he's sick, been doin' shit all this time, got 'em out the
    Dryer, they're hot, raise interest rates and he's right, what a fuckin'
    Hard ballin' player, yeah, he's a prick, he's a cock, the type
    We all wanna kick out 'cause we all reckon he sucks, three
    Days in the makin', patiently waitin' to blow, now this
    Parody by Chem is takin' over the globe, John's got
    Conspiracy lines, they're work his campaigns like dope, you won't
    Believe the kind of shit that comes out of that guy's throat

    Bush
    He's not your average guy on the block, he knows how to
    Work with what he's got, dealin' his way to the top, he often
    Gets a comment on the oil, people keep askin' him, did he
    Steal from Iraq or did he get it from the tradin'? No
    He's gettin' rolled, gettin' fucked in the polls, he'll get you
    Payin' quicker than a shot of vodka with dope, him
    And his crew are known around as American reps, flukin'
    Everything that they do, they get a hundred percent

    Forget
    John, nobody really knows how or why he raps
    So loud, it seems like he can't even rhyme, because he
    Writes all these notes, and he boasts all the time, and I've
    Watched TV, and it seems he's fucked in the mind, a goddamn
    Pussy, you can see it in his eyes every time, before he
    Even starts up a speech or kicks off a rhyme, and those
    Other leaders he deals with, the stuff that he signs?
    Ridiculous, without even tryin', how does he get 'em?
     
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    Mk_Spike

    Mk_Spike Well-Known Member

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    funniest crap in the world, great work putting it together and it works so well with the song......well done
     
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    Luke

    Luke Mind Your Manners. LPA Addicted VIP

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    You've blatently jacked my sig and then turned it into this which I don't find funny whatsoever...
     
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    Louis

    Louis Message me if you need to talk. We love you all. LPA Team

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    I agree with the fact that you basically copied Luke's signature and that it wasn't very funny, but I'm giving you props because that must have took some effort.
     
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    Mk_Spike

    Mk_Spike Well-Known Member

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    um due to the fact that i noe how he did this...he didnt copy neither of those two things...he spent alot of time creating wat he thought was original so....yea....i give him praise for his work
     
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    natalie_16_2k5

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    Well i think its wicked. :lol: It must have took you awhile to get it so good.
     
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    GrafiTTied

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    yeah you seemed to have put a alot of effort into this so I will applaud.
     
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    emyly

    emyly freedom can be frightening if you've never felt it

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    that was funny :D
     
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    Minus

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    I think it works as a parody, but not funny to me.

    Props on getting those flows to work though.
     
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    Justin

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    Holy crap that is good. Mind if I 'lift verses' for a poetry project?
     
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    lief92

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    it's pretty good, but i'm from australia and i've got no idea who john is? are you talking about john howard or some other guy?
     
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    Linja

    Linja Good. Be magnanimous. Über Member

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    Don't necropost.

    [edit] Hold on, how long has it been since that last post? My bad, off by about four days.
     
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    El Muerto

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    Some nice flows there
     

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