An Ode to Teenies

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    minusxerø

    minusxerø Overflow Supremacy LPA Addicted VIP

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    Oh Teenies!
    Misfortune you reek
    When you comment on Chester's excellent physique!
    Oh Teenies!
    You think we are cruel
    When you're warned for bad spelling and not reading the rules!
    Oh Teenies!
    LP is your favorite band
    But your homophobic language gets you banned!
    Oh Teenies!
    You're all little tykes
    Who append all your posts with :joe: :chester: :phoenix: :brad: :rob: :mike:

    Yes! This is an ode
    To all of those teenies
    Who necropost in threads
    About 'Bucket of Weenies'
    Oh this is an ode
    To those with no life
    Who dream endlessly of
    Being Mike Shinoda's wife
    You're annoying as hell
    u tyep li3k dis!1!!
    Oh I wish I could cast you
    In a deep dark abyss
    Oh teenies!
    This is an ode from us 'meanies!'

    Hey teenies!
    We're all a little sick
    Of your threads about Rob Bourdon's... ick!
    Hey teenies!
    You use your favorite song
    In your signature but you get the lyrics all wrong
    Hey teenies!
    You're the reason that we
    No longer frequent the LPMB!
    Hey teenies!
    Even as we speak
    Twenty of you post about the 'album leak'!

    Yes! This is an ode
    To all of those teenies
    Who necropost in threads
    About 'Bucket of Weenies'
    Oh this is an ode
    To those with no life
    Who dream endlessly of
    Being Mike Shinoda's wife
    You're annoying as hell
    u tyep li3k dis!1!!
    Oh I wish I could cast you
    In a deep dark abyss
    Oh teenies!
    This is an ode from us 'meanies!'

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    This would be longer, but the more I type of teenies the more I just feel like puking.

    Oh and if I were to go on, this song would be about 10 minutes long. :lol:
     
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    Andrea

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    ...I love you? :lol:

    It made me laugh. Great job. :lol:
     
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    minusxerø

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    Thanks. I figured it's been a while since I wrote anything, so yeah. :lol:

    I'll probably come around with another verse or two.

    Anyone is free to contribute!
     
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    Tom

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    Who necropost in threads
    About 'Bucket of Weenies'

    :lol:!!!!

    Amazing job Kayce, that is a truly awesome poem :p

    I might wright a verse or two when i get back from the shop :p
     
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    Daniel

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    :lol:!!

    Man, that is freaking awesome! I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
     
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    Agent

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    Oh this is an ode
    To those with no life
    Who dream endlessly of
    Being Mike Shinoda's wife


    :lol:

    Wow! This is brilliant Kayce. Great job!
     
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    Harlz

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    :lol:!
    We're all a little sick
    Of your threads about Rob Bourdon's... ick!


    Thats gold, keep going!
    I don't think any of us would have a problem with it becoming ten minutes long.
     
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    Beca

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    Omg :lol:! That, is great, and so true.

    We're all a little sick
    Of your threads about Rob Bourdon's... ick!

    :lol:
     
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    Arlene

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    Haha, that was definitley funny, :lol: and so appropriate!
     
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    Dr. Faust

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    That's good.
     
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    Will

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    That was brilliant.
     
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    Matt

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    Genius.

    This could possibly be another chain rap like the LPA one.
     
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    Canadian Joe

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    Best. Fuckin'. Thing. Ever.



    I seriously almost hit the floor laughing :lol:
     

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