A Thousand Puns

In this desert, in darkness, lying with a comb across his chest.........

 

What was left when calling everyone "cunts" was gone
Thought it felt right but that right was wrong

 

YOU'RE SAYING EVERYTHING YOU'VE SAID BEFORE

 

All these puns they make no sense

 

Without a sense of PUNishment, I'm convinced this thread is too much pressure to take.......

 

I'm gonna try to make Linkin Park pun here. Lemme think for a while *1 hour later* I've given up! I'm sick of thinking! Is there no pun I can make???

 

Take this pun away, I'm suffocating tell what the fuck is wrong with this thread.

 

this thread needs a place somewhere to belong

 

ONE MINUTE THIS THREAD'S ON TOP!
(The next it's not, watch posts drop)
MAKING THESE PUNS STOP!
(Just before we can't pun no more)

 

Today
We stood on this thread
We laughed at the pun
We laughed at the user
We laughed at it all

 

Cause I'm only a post in this castle of puns....

 

It starts with
One pun I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this pun
To explain in due time

 

All I know
Puns are a valuable thing
Watch em fly by as the threadulum swings
Watch posters countdown how many at the end of the day
Good puns tick life away
It's so unreaaaalllll

 

This thread is just talking to himself

 

No, it's turned into something else.

 

This thread is sorry for now
That he couldn't be around
There will be a day that we will understand him

 

They told me to stay away from this thread for my own good

But nobody can save me now

 

There was a time when your mind wasn't out of control

 

This thread been here killing it longer than you've been alive, you idiot
And it makes you so mad because this thread could be stepping in front of you
And you can't understand the fact that it's over and done, hope you had fun
You've got a lot to discuss on the bus headed back where you're from

 

Who cares if one more pun goes out in a thread of a million duds.
Well I do.