99% of people consider lasers to enchance everything.

Here's a game, called The Statistic Game

Here are the rules.

1. Make up your statistic that is ironic/humorous/stupid/insane, whatever.

2. Add a percentage after that "fact"

Poster one starts with 1%, the next poster then goes to 2%, the next 3% and so on.

3. Have fun. Yes, you MUST have fun or you aren't allowed to play. It's in the rules. :|

1% of chocolate milk is actually unicorn horn scrapings.

 

2% of on topic posts in this topic have now been made!

 

3% of all active extremely awesome forum members have now participated in this thread.

 

4% of nuns like to gallop to the beat of Can't Touch This by MC Hammer

 

5% of people believe that I was once a deity in another life

 

6% of people wish they could be Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

 

7% of people DON'T think I'm awesome.

 

8% Only realized that 7 ate 9

 

9% of soylent green is people.

 

10% Of nipples taste like cherry popsicles

 

Only 11% of Monkeys are dumber than humans.

 

12% of all robots know the secrets to how a raspberry mates with a parrot.

 

13% of Hawk's jokes are funny. D:

 

14% of drunk people have confused a tube of tooth paste for space food and have eaten the contents after a night out

 

15% of teenage males have tried to mate with an inanimate object at least once.

 

16% of people lie in this thread.

 

17% of bananas wear blue-stripe pajamas

 

18% of the posts on LPA are actually about Linkin Park.

 

19% of all the existing 2Pac songs came out before he died

 

20% of music critics like Linkin Park.