9 things i hate about you.....

I hate it when...

1. People point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my dick when I ask where the toilet is? Why do you point at your wrist?

2. People are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn fucking right! What fucking good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, dickhead, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor.

6. People ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hey?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

 

i sniff.... smelly milk... jk
i really sniffing something thats parahased from a site....

 

I thought that was funny. xD.

 

dude i saw it on a board and thought it was funny

 

same
when i saw it
i couldnt stop laughfing
what i hate the most is the bus
if the bus was here yet..
i wouldnt be trying to chop ur head off for asking for the 2340ths time!

 

Yeah, I got that in an email from some girl ages ago. Like early last year Actually, I haven't talked to that girl since early last year either !!!


It's still funny though

 

xD!!!

I loved #8. Now everytime someone says that to me, their gonna get owned.

 

where did the email come from?
random

i like #8 and the bus one, they wil get pwed and their social life... GONE

 

What the hell? Those are bits from stand-up comedian performances... And I should know, I watch a butt-load of stand-up comedy...

 

If its just copied from a board and people are finding it funny, i'd hardly call it serious

 

That's true.

*moves*

 

hahahaha so true..... where did you get all this stuff from?my favourite point is number::8 cause i hate it when people keep on telling me that "life is to short"plus the rest of the points are good too!
strangelo0m

 

I thought this wasn't 'fun'... more annoying. probably just me.

 

That's great.

 

cool
funny

 

Lol! Class! Too funny for words!

 

lmao