1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count. 2. Real men drive stick 3. We will leave you if you lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts) 5. Ashton Kutcher is hot, get over it. 6. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper into our ears. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when we ask you how we look. 8. Most of the time when we fantasize, it's about you. 9. Its hot when you hold a cigarette. 10. We get turned on simply seeing that we have an e-mail from you. 11. We expect you to call us. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 13. If we have to shave our legs, so should you. 14. Giving head is gross. Not a lot of us like doing it. 15. We like it when you give us hugs. 16. When you do something bad, usually we seem cool with it, but we're not. 17. If you can skate, you're hot. 18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not. 19. If we say no, IT MEANS NO. 20. Never tell us we look "fat." 21. You can feed yourselves. We're not your personal kitchens. 22. You look hot in hooded clothing items. 23. You should never tell us what to do. 24. If we sleep over, you owe us breakfast. 25. Take your own advice, working out never hurts. 26. Would it kill you to be romantic? 27. We are very impressed when you ask for our advice. 28. Arrogance is a major turn off. 29. When in doubt, go with a shirt that matches your eye color. 30. If we say we don't masturbate, we lie. 31. Women get urinary tract infections. So watch (and wash) your fingers. 32. Hold our hands. 33. If you can play guitar, its hot. 34. We like it when you write songs for us. 35. Suprises, especially gifts for us = MORE LOVING. 36. We want to be the best thing that's ever hapened to you. And for you to recognize this. 37. If we're not feeling loved, we'll start looking too. 38. Discussion of ex-bf's and ex-gf's should be avoided at all costs. 39. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking even if you don't know yourself. 40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points. 41. Abs are a major turn on. 42. It's best to consult your gal-pals for gift ideas. 43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses. 44. We like porn just as much as you do. 45. Back seat drivers= BAD. 46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public. 47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want us to see, hear, read... 48. Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. 49. Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance. 50. You should know all this without us telling you.