50 things girls want guys to know.

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    ChooseYourPoison

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    1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count.

    2. Real men drive stick

    3. We will leave you if you lie.

    4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts)

    5. Ashton Kutcher is hot, get over it.

    6. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper into our ears.

    7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when we ask you how we look.

    8. Most of the time when we fantasize, it's about you.

    9. Its hot when you hold a cigarette.

    10. We get turned on simply seeing that we have an e-mail from you.

    11. We expect you to call us.

    12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.

    13. If we have to shave our legs, so should you.

    14. Giving head is gross. Not a lot of us like doing it.

    15. We like it when you give us hugs.

    16. When you do something bad, usually we seem cool with it, but we're not.

    17. If you can skate, you're hot.

    18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.

    19. If we say no, IT MEANS NO.

    20. Never tell us we look "fat."

    21. You can feed yourselves. We're not your personal kitchens.

    22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.

    23. You should never tell us what to do.

    24. If we sleep over, you owe us breakfast.

    25. Take your own advice, working out never hurts.

    26. Would it kill you to be romantic?

    27. We are very impressed when you ask for our advice.

    28. Arrogance is a major turn off.

    29. When in doubt, go with a shirt that matches your eye color.

    30. If we say we don't masturbate, we lie.

    31. Women get urinary tract infections. So watch (and wash) your fingers.

    32. Hold our hands.

    33. If you can play guitar, its hot.

    34. We like it when you write songs for us.

    35. Suprises, especially gifts for us = MORE LOVING.

    36. We want to be the best thing that's ever hapened to you. And for you to recognize this.

    37. If we're not feeling loved, we'll start looking too.

    38. Discussion of ex-bf's and ex-gf's should be avoided at all costs.

    39. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking even if you don't know yourself.

    40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

    41. Abs are a major turn on.

    42. It's best to consult your gal-pals for gift ideas.

    43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.

    44. We like porn just as much as you do.

    45. Back seat drivers= BAD.

    46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

    47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want us to see, hear, read...

    48. Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.

    49. Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.

    50. You should know all this without us telling you.
     
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    44. We like porn just as much as you do.

    Bullshit. That takes any credibility this list had and shits on it.

    45. Back seat drivers= BAD.

    Then why do 80% of women do it?

    5. Ashton Kutcher is hot, get over it.

    If you're boyfriend gives a shit, then he is probably a homosexual.

    48. Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.

    Only if you give us a 'period' (XD) of time each month to be unreasonable, inconsiderate pricks to you.

    Other then that, good list.
    *runs*
     
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    I second your views.My GF hates porn and porn lovers.
     
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    Aaron

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    33. If you can play guitar, its hot.

    What about drummers, bassists, and vocalist?

    Reasonably good list. But most guys only hold about three of those things we should know. Haha.
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    Muri

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    Yup. :D


    Hey,nice list. :p
     
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    Mechanical Christ

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    I know a lot of them looooooove the bassists. I do. :D Look at Eric Griffin and Nikki Sixx.




    But guitarists too. and drummers.
     
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    Anya

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    Awsome list! I also think guys should say nice things more often. My boyfriend said if I disagree that i'm hot one more time, he'll scream. Allthough I still disagree. ;)

    Also, guys keep saying how we look better without makeup. Screw that, no we don't and i'm gonna wear it wether you like it or not. :lol:

    Agreed.

    Also very true.
     
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    Hana

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    Amen.
     
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    lol......wad a load of bull.........
     
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    :whistle: :D
     
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    Aaron

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    Can do more things with a pair of drumsticks than a pic anyday!


    Such as eat Chinese food. I don't want to know what some of you perverts were thinking.
     
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    Luke

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    Agreed,except I've known alot of girls to look at porn

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    (w00t)

    Well I'm willing to bet all my money that atleast 1in 5 female teenage drummers use their drumsticks for things other than drumming...perhaps dudes too but lets not go on to that :lol:
    *tries to turn off teenie mode and stop laughing*
     
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    LPgirl_90

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    No it isn't.

    I hate that. And my BF knows it.
     
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    --Uh, on this board, I would say a lot of girls fantasize about Linkin Park, not so much the guy. *cough teenies cough*:lol:


    now now, they are guys. Let's take baby steps now, baby steps. It'll be a miracle if they even remember where they put our phone numbers.

    Totally agreed.

    this refers back to the baby steps ideal.

    Good list. :thumbsup:
     
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    I loooove that. XD

    I agree to that.

    Duh.

    Yessss.

    Hell yes!

    Damn straight!

    Yeah, would it?

    Soooo true, haha. :lol:


    Yes!

    Yes!

    I probably like it tooo much. :chemist:

    Indeed.
     
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    *coughLPMBcough*
     
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    *coughLPMBcough* [/b][/quote]
    LMAO. you're right. The problem is so much worse over there. :lol:
     
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    I disagree with...:

    ew..no. Smoking is the biggest turn-off EVER.

    Disagree.

    In public = no. Also.. if you're less than 2 months into a relationship... I don't know ANY girl who's comfortable with "dirty talk" at all.
     
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    Ryan

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    Nice list great stuff in it. But yah I pretty was already at number 50. Sorry for the arrogance.
     

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