20 Thoughts Random

Doucher.

 

"Your drumset's a whore! I teabagged your fucking drum set!!"
"Well my drum set's a guy so that makes you *** you fucker!! *cries*"

 

"Why are you sweaty?"
"I was watching Cops."

 

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Ok, is it wrong that i'm writing this story for another website, and I imagine heaven to look like Hill Valley in November 1955?

 

Holy FUCK, I just slept for like half my life.

 

Oh man...

 

You missed out man.

Look outside, There are conviently placed food cookers that all you ever need to do is put food inside, how long it needs to be cooked and press start!

or..

you can actually carry your cellphone around now-a-days! Their so light and portable, even the screen is interactive! Awesome huh?

 

My brother had one of those.

 

Billy Dee Williams ftw!

 

Pft.

 

We started living in an old house
My ma gave birth and we were checking it out
It was a baby boy so we bought him a toy
It was was a ray gun and it was 1981

 

It's a beautiful lie
It's a perfect denial
Such a beautiful lie to believe in
So beautiful, beautiful
That makes me

 

Cheez-Its. <3

 

You've got a reaction dead in you
You took away my orchid
You took away my orchid and turned it blue

 

ROTFL.

 

*shakes head*

 

Well it's true that we love one another
I love Jack White like a little brother
Well Holly I love you too but
there's just so much that I dont know about you

I love Holly's english accent <3

 

Now I told you that I wouldn't call, why are you shaking your head?