Aw, I'm sorry to hear that sweetie. :( :hug: Have you tried taking some kind of medicine for it, like pepto bismol?
I don't think it's supposed to be offensive towards the dutch. That's not the way I meant it. :lol: Does it happen right after you eat something, or is it just randomly throughout the day? =/
Don't make me feel weird about it! Twas an accident! xD Hahaha, so he let out on of those "silent but deadly" ones. Those are the worst. :lol: I have no idea why they call it that. I just remember someone telling me that a fart under the covers is called a dutch oven. It's probably because you're closing the fart in like it was in a dutch oven? I'm not sure. :lol:
Ah, haha. I have a bad one that comes to mind. I was sick and laying underneath the covers of my bed a few years ago, when I let one out and "dutch-ovened" myself". The smell was so vile it made me gag. ...I'm so gross. :lol:
Oh. :lol: Raisins turn me into a biological weapon capable of causing severe discomfort to anyone within a meter of my fart-zone.
I'll warn ahead of time that this gif might give you a seizure (it's fast), but it's hilarious. This chick makes the same face in every picture!! xD http://www.nnuploads.com/files/59/wtfasian.gif
Yeah, it would suck if you had to go back there just because they're stupid. Tell them they're poopy heads, too!!!
Jeez, so you have to pay just because they messed something up? That sounds exactly what happened with my application for college money. -_- Sorry to hear that, babe. :hug: =/