Game; Why was the person above your late for class?

This is going to be interesting, and hopefully a good laugh too.
It's simple, give a reason for the person above you was late the class/school.

So, use this;
The person above me was late to class *insert funny reason here*

 

.......was late for class because he was writing his blog.

 

The person above me was late because she was TRYING to sing Lady GaGa.

 

He was crying because the Adelaide Crows lost again

 

/seriousangrydeathglareface

The person above me was late to class because he was making love with his Port Adelaide guernsey.

 

/seriouslyangrydeathglarefaceihateportadelaidebarrackfor&liveingeelong

Missed class because he was on an all night bender because the Crows finally won a game!

 

Fuck yeah dude, and against the second on the ladder team!

He was trying to undo his belt, because last night he ate too much Hungry Jacks and got fat.

 

He was late for class because he was too busy trying to think of witty come-backs in an LPA thread

 

She was too busy trying to get her Facebook profile picture perfect. :|

 

Haha! Yeah, I was being quite indecisive last night.

He was too busy studying for AP chem