So you're at a party and you want to break the ice. Do any of you have a special talent or party trick you can do that is sure to impress?
I don't know if it's so much impressive as highly disturbing, but I'm apparently flexible enough to bend my head down to the region around my thighs/crotch. I bet that'd be a kickass thing to do in the middle of a crowd of people while they're all getting drunk off their asses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW9Aq5qiuNY This always works for me and leaves people pretty amazed. I even tried it at work once, and all the managers were sending me to other managers to show them too, I didn't work shit that day Only I do it a slightly differently, I put a tiny bit of scotch tape to make sure it doesn't fall off. And it doesn't have to be a match, a toothpick or something similar will work too.
Casey: HA! That's hilarious. Usually, if it starts to get awkward and ice needs to broken, I usually say that. Like, "Wow, this got really awkward really fast " and people usually laugh and try to relax. *shrug* Maybe I'm just lucky The exotic dancing might help too.
I can make up poems fairly quickly. Like free-styling but I doubt if that's useful. Also.. I can recite poetry? haha.
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO.... I could basically suck myself off if I really wanted to, people. How is this not a good party trick? Granted, it would be painful holding the position for more than like thirty seconds, but STILL... how is this not a good party trick?
I grab a guy by the leg, single leg takedown style, and we start to wrestle for 3 hours until someone taps out. After I'm victorious, I grab someone else by the leg and we do it all over again. You could call me the Royce Gracie of my generation.