Life is better without having to get up in the middle of the night to take a piss when you're really tired and know you didn't drink anything before you went to bed!
Think you may have done it wrong, hon, but I agree with you. It's more like: Life is better without needing to do business in the restroom.
This is a good list, I'm gonna need to compile it on to a t-shirt or coffee mug one day.. Life is better without death. Think about it...
On the flipside, people can take your life from you. They can't take your death from you. Morbid, but true.