Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

Oh how I missed Stephen Lynch.

 

Some people are sick.

 

I don't waaaaant to analyse the Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock!

 

It's a fucking good piece though. Sod EE Cummings or John Donne or whatever you prefer.

 

That's gold, haha.

 

I'm out of here, guys.

Peace.

 

I'm into e. e. I don't really adore how Donne compares two lovers to a compass. Yeah, sure, T. S. is a genius, but I'm awfully tired right now, and I still need to cover Fitzgerald and Rosenberg.

Night, Nicky.

 

John Donne was a dirty get alright.

 

"You can be the X axis and I'll Y my way right into you, my eternal love. What we have is not merely physical, but being the pointy end of a compass sure helps."

 

"Having sex is like doing fractions — it's improper for the larger one to be on top."

I don't know why what you said reminded me of that, but still.

 

wow...

that's uh,yeah, never mind.

 

I'm exhausted.

 

You made that sound ruder than it actually is. The flea one is probably worse or at least as bad.

 

Now I don't know if all Boy Scouts are g---
But they could probably tie the knot in, like, 50 different ways

 

So I bought a, ahem, leash for my hamster today. rolleyes:, I know...) And I spent the last hour trying to put it on her, but failed horribly.

And I'm pretty sure she hates me now. ...

 

They make leashes for hamsters? God, I hope my daughter never sees one of those, we are getting her a hamster this weekend.

 

Is it a Harry Potter leash?

 

...

@ Jen —
My computer hates that little chat thing that Facebook's got. My browser froze when you sent me that message.

 

Yes, yes they do.

That's cool, hamsters make great pets.

@Dean: DO HARRY POTTER HAMSTER-LEASHES EXSIST?

 

It's awful! XD

And Jen, I'm just exaggerating, really. It's probably because I'm cranky