Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, However, after making this, you become so disillusioned with having potentially crushed the psot-whoring fun of your fellow LPAers that you unwish it =p

I wish that I could pick up my guitar and play any song note perfect as soon as I've heard it once

 

Granted but you're deaf, so you can never hear a song to play perfectly.

I wish you would corrupt my wishes.

 

Granted, but...err... you have three days to live

I wish people would stop trying to win the game, i think it's fair to say it's been done enough

 

Granted, but the game will keep going anyways.

I wish you would understand you don't "win" this game. It's like word association. It doesn't end.

 

Granted, because I already knew that, you didn't understand what i said.

Anyway.

I wish my earphones didn't screw up today

 

Granted, but whatever you use it for screws up instead.

I wish I had a better car.

 

granted but it falls apart in two days

i wish i didnt have this damn detention

 

Granted, but you get 4 more for next week.

I wish that I had the energy to go out this evening...

 

Granted but there will be nothing to do tonight

I wish that my girlfriend can comeover on sunday

 

Granted.

But when she comes over, it'll be to tell you that she wants to end it =p

I wish that I had someone to cook my dinner for me tonight

 

Granted, however it has poison in it and you die.

I wish I was asleep right now.

 

Granted but you will never wake up

I wish i didnt enjoy this game so much

 

Granted, but you feel jealous when other people enjoy it more

I wish I was a superhero.

 

Granted, but your brain will explode from the amount of power you possess.

I wish my interweb was faster.

 

Granted, but only for a minute.

I wish the new Silverstein album would leak already

 

Granted, but it's terrible.

I wish I didn't have to get my hair cut.

 

The only other option is to contract alopecia.

I wish I was Jason Segel.

 

Granted, but you're not the famous Jason Segel. Just some random shmoe named Jason Segel.

I wish I could fly.

 

You're also R Kelly.

I wish I wasn't ill.

 

Granted, but now you're a lot less cooler than you were.

I wish, wish for you on a falling star, wondering where you are, and do I ever cross your mind in the warm sunshine?

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