Corrupt-a-wish

New game.
You make a wish and the next person will grant said wish,
but "corrupt" it. For example:

"I wish for a puppy."

Second person,
"Granted, but it hates you and always tries to bite you."

The second person then makes their own wish.

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I'll start with a lame one, lol.


I wish Linkin Park's new CD came out tomorrow.

 

Fair enough, but you'll never have money for it.

I want socks.

 

Ok, but they are pink and have lace on them.

I want someone to do my homework for me.

 

Granted, but I'll throw it out when I'm done with it

I wish I could get a better job.

 

Granted, but it's as a gay prostitute.


Too much? Hahaaha


I wish it was summer.

 

Granted. But it gets so hot your flesh burns off.

I wish I was a genius.

 

Granted, but your alarm won't go off, and you'll miss class

I wish I could meet the real Chris Tucker

 

Granted, but then you'll constantly be harrassed by Paparazzi, flip out on them violently and end up being sued for millions.


I wish I was going to sue Derek for hitting me if he were to become famous.

 

Granted but you hire a homeless man for your attorney and lose the lawsuit

I wish I was in a rock band.

 

Granted, but you can't handle being famous and get kicked out

I wish I could time travel

 

Granted, but then you'd accidently erase yourself from the future.

I wish I could skip straight to friday night.

 

Granted, but you miss 5 tests because you weren't there until Friday.

I wish I was married to Jessica Alba.

 

Granted, but it turns out she has syphillis.

I wish I'd be in the "once upon a dream" parade in Disneyland.

 

granted but your the person who cleans it up afterwards lol

i wish i had a new guitar

 

Sorry but this had me in histerics.

Anyhoo...

Granted but it'll break within a week

I wish I had alot of money...

 

Granted, You had expensive taxes that took most of it away, Every day.

I wish I had yummy food.

 

Granted, but you'll get severe food poisoning from it.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

 

Granted, but it ends up getting corrupted anyway and you're like wtf!?

I wish my wishes comes true.

 

Granted, but it turns out you wished to fall off a cliff.

I wish i had a 160gig iPod.