"The Most Serious Poem Ever" February 7th, 2004 Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet But I hate you "The Second Most Serious Poem Ever" June 9th, 2004 Roses are red Violets are blue I'll fuck you with a rake "The Most Serious Poem Ever Part 3" September 24th, 2004 Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme And neither does this one "The Most Serious Poem Ever (Part 4)" October 19th, 2004 Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia The poem writes you "The Greatest Poem in the World part, like... eight?" November 13th, 2005 Roses are red Violets are blue FUCK "The Most Serious Poem in the World, Part Six" November 15, 2007 Roses are red Mosquito bites itch You'll wind up dead If you fuck with me, bitch "The Most Serious Poem Ever 2008" June 2nd, 2008 Roses are red Violets are blue Oh, God damn it There's shit on my shoe "The Most Serious Poem Ever 2009" February 17th, 2009 Roses are red Violets are blue I have A.D.D. Oh, look, cows!!!
I know you don't like the fact these get more comments than "proper" pieces, but they're still awesome. The second one is probably my favourite.
#2 is great haha. ___________________ Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I I'm sure someone else has heard that one before.
These are too good The one about Soviet Russia is my favourite though I took inspiration from you and started writing my own as well XD
#6 was the best, cos it's summer here and the mozzies are everywhere The idea is very clever, I must say and I've never seen so many "Roses are red..." poems made into one large poem Kudos for that Will!
It's not really a "large poem," I just collected them all from having written them all in the past. Thanks.
Um... the idea is that they are all different poems, but okay! EDIT: Damn it Will, why did your post have to show up before mine