Random Thoughts 19

<-- dead

 

I hate throwing up


This band I know are awesome...


We found strange footprints on the shores of the unknown,
We devised profound theories one after another to account for their origin,
At last we have succeeded in identifying the creature that made the footprints...
...But do you want to know?

We found strange footprints on the shores of the unknown,
We devised profound theories one after another to account for their origin,
At last we have succeeded in recreating the creation and describing in a much more detailed fashion and yet we're still stuck,
In a repetitive loop, dictated by the ones we love.

We found strange footprints on the shores of the unknown,
We devised profound theories one after another to account for their origin,
At last we have succeeded in exceeding the expections of the examiners we regarded so highly,
And yet we've retained no respect for their or authority, or their motives or games.

We found strange footprints on the shores of the unknown,
We devised profound theories one after another to account for their origin,
At last we have succeeded in identifying the creature that made the footprints...
...And low it was our own.

 

I hate when people sign up on Last.fm just to troll artist pages or leave comments on photos without ever actually listening or scrobbling music themselves. What the hell is the point?

 

This was yesterday...

Me: "These are your tickets for the park"
Dumbass person: "Okay, and I can also enter your swimmingpool with that?"
Me: "We don't have a swimmingpool here"
Dumbass person: "Oh okay"
Me: "This is your Hotel easy-pass, it's your id card of the hotel"
Dumbass person: "That's my swimmingpool pass isn't it?"
Me: "No sir, we don't have a swimmingpool here"

30 minutes later the phone rings...

Me: "Hotel Santa Fe, buenos dias"
Dumbass person: "Could you please tell me where the swimmingpool is?"
Me: "We don't have a swimmingpool here"

This is today...

Dumbass person: "I've been looking everywhere but I can't find the swimmingpool!!"
Me: "Sir....for the last time, we don't have a swimmingpool"


My brain is fried.

 

Wow.

 

Yeah...

But luckily there's alot of nice things about it, like I just got free tickets for the Buffalo Bill show which is normally €71,00 and I also got tickets for a special night for Castmembers, the entire Studios park all for ourselves. Plus an exclusive screening of The nightmare before Christmas in Cinémagique.

 

If he asks again, just lead him to the bathroom.

 

When it rains, it pours.

Fuck this shit.

 

That's really cool. I hope you enjoy yourself.

 

When you throw up stomach acid it's like a vicious circle...

You throw up, it tastes so nasty that you throw up again, which tastes nasty so you throw up again, which tastes nasty so you... well, you get the point.

 

Try doing that every day, all day long, for about 2 months straight, not one time, but twice in your life.

I still want to murder the person who came up with the term morning sickness.

 

Glad I don't have to endure that

 

I left my car on
Bubbles, bubbles

 

Chinese Democracy really has failed.

 

Jesus Christ, "26 Lettaz in the Alphabet" has the sickest beat ever.

 

I don't like beer, I don't like whiskey, I don't like coca-cola......

 

Lucky, men have it so easy.

 

Ugh, up at sunrise. It defeats the teenage goal of getting up late always on a consistent basis. I'm a traitor to my own kind.

 

I got lotsa friends so I don't need pets

 

MAGIC PEOPLE VOODOO PEOPLE!