So who's your nation's political leader?

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    Gloomy Mushroom

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    Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister.
    Arrogant ass who put a tax hike on mixed alcoholic drinks. So now when I go out to have a good time, I pay double the price and resort to cheap shit like goon because my fucking woodstock's are expensive because of this "fight-binge-drinking" regime he's got going. The government's already letting teenager's suffer by having a 18+ drinking law, don't punish the 18+ responsible drinkers *cough*
    Complained about the environment when trying to get into head office and now he ain't doing anything about it (and also accepted the singer of the band Midnight Oil into his party despite the fact that Peter Garrett oughta belong in the Taronga Zoo cos he looks like a ferret).
    Publically apologised to the "Lost Generation" of the indigenous culture about mistakes made by past generations and also announced compsensation benefits for them. I don't pay tax but I sure hate to think that my father's money is going towards them and not me.
    Is a friend of mine on Facebook, and yet, he never replies to any of the complaints I leave on his wall.
    Co-operates with TV comedians and has had many parodies named after him. Stairway to Kevin is just one out of a few.
    Cleverly rhymed his name with the election year, Kevin '07.
    Decieved the Australian public into believing that Julia Gillard was the hottest politican around (no joke, my fellow aussies!).
    Did something that the previous Prime Minister was too afraid to do, sign the Kyoto Protocol.
    Got rid of IR (Industrial Relation) Laws. Kudos. I was sick of the bitching going on from the Trade Unions.
    Showed his concerns over the building of Islamic schools in Camden. Hasn't done jackshit since.
    Is John Howard, but replaces the eyebrows with a combover.
    Still hasn't done social welfare (Centrelink) reforms to make their forms less confusing and less political redtape bullshit.
    Is no longer George Bush's bitch nor is he the Australian public's bitch no more.
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    They must be related. They've both got that arrogant asshole smirk on them.

    Have I missed any points my fellow Australians?
     
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    [​IMG]He provides the U.S. with Big Macs, thus he is our leader.
     
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    Thabo Mbeki for South Africa
    wonder who it will be after we vote next year.....
     
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    Fuck yeah!
     
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    I've never seen anyone take a thread less seriously. :lol: I love it.
     
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    Oh yeah, he makes me real proud to be an American :rolleyes:

    In a few months, it will be this guy:
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    Ok, I'll be serious now. :)
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    His name is Boris Tadic and I think he's the best option we've got atm
     
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    On the contrary, Greece has the worst option.... a fat, tax-maniac, boasting man who has lead more and more people to poverty...etc. etc. etc.... his name is Karamanlis.
     
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    Agreed. I couldn't say it better than you did...
     
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    And Peter Garrett is an exceptionally passionate man, who knows what he's talking about, cares about his political field, is an awesome musician and a great representation of what it is to be Australian.

    Rudd getting rid of the IR laws is the best thing any government has ever done for our working class, believe me I personally felt the effects of that bullshit of Howard's.
    The Stolen Generation issue needed to be closed, and the fucking Howard government spent 13 years claiming racism, mass killings and stealing children from their families, only 50 years ago, wasn't wrong? Kudos to Rudd for being man enough to admitt that Australia's History isn't perfect.
     

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